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njeri serioz------ bajagi insan
Analfabet---------------------derdimen legen
bllok shenimesh--------------hesap defter
Celular------------------------muhabet hava (lol)
CD-----------------------------aheng tepsi
CD Rom-----------------------hesap tepsi
Doganier----------------------Shejtan hesap
Disko--------------------------Gjullurdi bodrum
Frigorifer----------------------Kallkan dollap
film erotik---------------------sevda sehir
Gjarper------------------------Llahtar ushkur
Letėrnjoftim(Pasaportė)-----Surrat tapi
Lavatriēe----------------------Gjullurdi kazan
Kondom-----------------------shyqyr llastik
mbremje festive-------------aksham aheng
Mėsues------------------------Llafazan hajvan (lol)
Menu--------------------------defter aksham pilaf sallam
Nxėnes------------------------Medrese qyqar
Plazh--------------------------Maskarallek dynja (hihihh)
Profesor----------------------Medrese dilinxhi
penallti-----------------------serbez hyxhym
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni-----bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
rroba banjo------------------jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)
Rrobalarėse------------------Bulldum kazan
Radio-------------------------Aheng dallap
Regjister notash-------------Menxyre defter
Raki---------------------------U deme shyqyr
shesh lufte-------------------kasaphane mejdan
sherbim 24-oresh-----------24-sahat hyzmet
Shtėpi publike---------------Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
TV----------------------------Kallaballak sehir
Tubim(Miting)---------------Gjullurdi milet
Telefon-----------------------Muhabet gajtan
tregti mallrash te vjedhura--arnaut pazar
Veterinar---------------------hajvan doktor (lol)
Varrezat----------------------parking rahmetli (lol)
budall ----------------- sagllam ahmak
katunar --------------- insan byrek
pite me mish --------- Dönner ül kebab
kartes kthyse ----------"pishman karte
penaltis-----------------hazer hygjym (lol)
shqiponja - turbo bylbyl (hahahahhaah)
Sekretaria telefonike----------hazer xhevap
Kopshti zoologjik--------------hajvan bashqe
Kupa Botrore------------------gjygym dynja
Roboti--------------------------teneqe insan
forum---------------Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan
Autostrad-------------Hyxhym xhade
Telefoni - dert kabell
Aeroplani - hava sefa
kondom: shyqyr laztik
penalti: hyqym zerbes
Demostrata =kallaballyk fesat
Kondomi = lezet llastik
Rrollerblade-s = taksirat nallone
trangulli = jeshil dajak
Dr.Rugova = dyr insan
A.Demaci = jyrysh insan
Truproje-------Azgan dajak
Impotenca-----Saber selamet, se devri qamet
Printer----------hazer defter
Masturbimi-----me demek lezet
Tabuti = xhenet Taxi (lol)
vetesherbimi = filhall vet hyzmet
Bush = tollusum sherif
Sharon = arkash Hitlerin
Tian-Pin= azgan vietnam-pasha
Saddam=gjynah vezir
Sanak ----- Taxi gjehnet
ZOO ----- Hajvan bashqe
Fucker ----- Uruspuk Insan
Agrigatit -------- koftor zahmet
Vorrit -------- xhehnet sefa
Sanakit t'vorrit -------- taxi xhehnet
Taxit -------- jallah-shofer
ahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaah ahahhaahahahhaahahahaha taralushi diqa tu kesh bre ahahahahaha m'falni qe kam shku kaq gjat veq besomi qe nje or jom tu kesh e tu mos mujt me shkrua
zeshkani_xxl
12-01-04, 18:18
ahahahahahahahhaiiiiiiigagagagaggagaggeeehiihihihi hihihihihih ej u mytem tuj kesh aaaa......
Bravo be taralush se na kalle hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahhahhahahahhah
Te lumt se ja ke qillu krejt brit jan ka me dhambin tu qesh... :P :P :P :P :P :P
a e ka pa dikus plesevalin qituu? a ka mundsi mem tlegu.
PLMESEVAL KU TKAM SPILT? TE PUFI...
laula yte..
o taralush qka dmth lezet alet a :wink: :wink: :wink:
Taralush ki harru edhe diqka...
Bilet kthyse---Pishman bilet
Nevojtorja---Berbat kolib
Cooler----Gazuz insan
Kuller -----Takllaxhyn shmeker
Lopa qe mjelet----Bilmet qeshme
GEZIM AVDIJA
14-07-04, 00:04
te lumt se na ki myte se qeshuri
BRAVO TE PE RGEZOJ PER IDET TUA AHAHHAHAAHAHHA VERTET KJO ME BEN TE
o taralush qka dmth lezet alet a :wink: :wink: :wink:
heheejjjjj Anna moj Anna qfar din ty qfar dyn ti ...lezet alet a hehehe
Engjellushja
03-09-04, 15:36
Taralush edhe une e di ni Vic...... ndegjo:
TARALUSH OOOOOO TARALUSH
ME KTO VICA TI MOS NA NGUC
MOS NA NGUC SE HJEKIM KEQ
KA VDEK NJANI DUKE QESH
DUKE QESH I KA RRA T“FIKT
TASH UNE TYE TA KAM PIK !!!!
TA KAM PIK E PERFUNDU
NJE VIC te-"04-tes UN TA KAM LSHU
TA KAM LESHU E TA KAM BER IRRI
T DALT NATEN TY VAMPIRI :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Taralush mos m keqkupto, deshta vetem ta habiti pakes pubikun se ken tu t“hyp mbi qafe, e u tuta mos pot behet teper rend eh po rrezohesh kapahiri :lol: :wink:
p.s; nese mendon .........pse po ta mbaj Qirin: Duhet se jemi t gjith moter dhe vllazni (" deri diku") po une jam Engjellush kjo vlen tek une :lol: :lol:
Tung t pershendes
hahahahaahhaahha shume t'mira
a e ka pa dikus plesevalin qituu? a ka mundsi mem tlegu.
PLMESEVAL KU TKAM SPILT? TE PUFI...
laula yte..
Po Laula e ka pa nje pleseval
Buza shkrum ju kish kalle
per me fik ish ra nbunar
Ka thene vi, po hala s'ka ardhe!
njeri serioz------ bajagi insan
Analfabet---------------------derdimen legen
bllok shenimesh--------------hesap defter
Celular------------------------muhabet hava (lol)
CD-----------------------------aheng tepsi
CD Rom-----------------------hesap tepsi
Doganier----------------------Shejtan hesap
Disko--------------------------Gjullurdi bodrum
Frigorifer----------------------Kallkan dollap
film erotik---------------------sevda sehir
Gjarper------------------------Llahtar ushkur
Letėrnjoftim(Pasaportė)-----Surrat tapi
Lavatriēe----------------------Gjullurdi kazan
Kondom-----------------------shyqyr llastik
mbremje festive-------------aksham aheng
Mėsues------------------------Llafazan hajvan (lol)
Menu--------------------------defter aksham pilaf sallam
Nxėnes------------------------Medrese qyqar
Plazh--------------------------Maskarallek dynja (hihihh)
Profesor----------------------Medrese dilinxhi
penallti-----------------------serbez hyxhym
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni-----bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
rroba banjo------------------jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)
Rrobalarėse------------------Bulldum kazan
Radio-------------------------Aheng dallap
Regjister notash-------------Menxyre defter
Raki---------------------------U deme shyqyr
shesh lufte-------------------kasaphane mejdan
sherbim 24-oresh-----------24-sahat hyzmet
Shtėpi publike---------------Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
TV----------------------------Kallaballak sehir
Tubim(Miting)---------------Gjullurdi milet
Telefon-----------------------Muhabet gajtan
tregti mallrash te vjedhura--arnaut pazar
Veterinar---------------------hajvan doktor (lol)
Varrezat----------------------parking rahmetli (lol)
budall ----------------- sagllam ahmak
katunar --------------- insan byrek
pite me mish --------- Dönner ül kebab
kartes kthyse ----------"pishman karte
penaltis-----------------hazer hygjym (lol)
shqiponja - turbo bylbyl (hahahahhaah)
Sekretaria telefonike----------hazer xhevap
Kopshti zoologjik--------------hajvan bashqe
Kupa Botrore------------------gjygym dynja
Roboti--------------------------teneqe insan
forum---------------Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan
Autostrad-------------Hyxhym xhade
Telefoni - dert kabell
Aeroplani - hava sefa
kondom: shyqyr laztik
penalti: hyqym zerbes
Demostrata =kallaballyk fesat
Kondomi = lezet llastik
Rrollerblade-s = taksirat nallone
trangulli = jeshil dajak
Dr.Rugova = dyr insan
A.Demaci = jyrysh insan
Truproje-------Azgan dajak
Impotenca-----Saber selamet, se devri qamet
Printer----------hazer defter
Masturbimi-----me demek lezet
Tabuti = xhenet Taxi (lol)
vetesherbimi = filhall vet hyzmet
Bush = tollusum sherif
Sharon = arkash Hitlerin
Tian-Pin= azgan vietnam-pasha
Saddam=gjynah vezir
Sanak ----- Taxi gjehnet
ZOO ----- Hajvan bashqe
Fucker ----- Uruspuk Insan
Agrigatit -------- koftor zahmet
Vorrit -------- xhehnet sefa
Sanakit t'vorrit -------- taxi xhehnet
Taxit -------- jallah-shofer
1. Forumi Shqiptar -> Arnaut Llfazan Mejdan.
2. Impotenca -> Saber selamet, se devri qamet.
3. Pasaporta -> Tefter per ryshfet.
4. Disko -> Gjullurdi bodrum.
5. Rrobalares -> Bulldum kazan.
6. Radio -> Aheng dallap.
7. Raki -> U deme shyqyr.
8. Doganier -> Shejtan Hesap.
9. Celular -> muhabet hava.
10. Penallti -> Serbez hyxhym.
11. Prezervativ -> Shyqyr LLastik
12. Frigorifer -> Kallkan Dollap
13. Televizor -> Sehir Dollap
14. Diarrhea -> Mender siklet
15. Makina qepse -> Tersellem babushk
16. Robokopi -> Teneqe xhandar
17. Sutjena -> Cica rehatllik
18. Pasaporta -> Surrat tapi
19. Shtepi publike -> Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
20. Sherbim 24-oresh -> 24-sahat yzmet
21. Vetevrasje -> penxhere "bulldum"
22. Fushe futbolli amerikan -> sakat bahce
23. Pista e Formula 1 -> teftik sokak
23. Michael Schumacher -> shejtan yrysh sokak
24. Viagra -> shyqyr kalem
25. Impotent -> jazek kalem
26. Rremuje -> tepsi gjullurdi
27. Lajme -> hair haber
28. Dasma -> gullurdi qefli
29. Orgji -> Kallaballėk lezet
30. Seks oral -> Poēkallari bereqet
31. Pasaportė -> Kurbet defter
32. President -> Kolltuk pasha
33. Teleskop -> Sehir hava
34. Emigrant -> Sikter milet
35. Dhembje koke -> Tepelek siklet
36. Ndihmė ekonomike -> Fukarallėk sevap
37. Autostradė -> Hyxhym xhade
38. Shqiponja -> Turbo bylbyl
39. Demostrata -> Kallaballėk gjullurdi
40. Eklips i diellit > Biēim aksham
41. Zezak -> Katran milet
42. Fundi i botes -> Dynja qamet
43. Boksier -> Dajak usta
44. Grataēielė -> Xhamllėk kala
45. Bankier -> Dallaver qatip
46. Gay -> Biēim hanėm
47. Kompjuter -> Qerrata dollap
48. Kallashnikov -> Batėrdi dyfek
49. Impotencė -> Qejf meazallah
50. Altoparlant -> Muhabet oturak
51. Rrojtore -> Mustak hata
52. Karate kid -> Pehlivan evlat
53. Trimėritė e Herkulit -> Tangėrllėqet e Hekuranit
54. Ekspert i huaj nė fushėn ekonomike -> Jabanxhi usta hesap mejdan
55. Marrėveshje paqeje -> Rehat ujdi
56. Psikiatėr -> Budallallėk heqim
57. Pediatėr -> Mistrec heqim
58. Kinema -> Kallaballek sehir
59. Seks -> Qejf marshallah
60. Dėshirė seksuale -> Qejf ishallah
61. Lajmet e mbrėmjes -> Aksham haber
62. Gazetė -> Maskarallėk qitap
63. Burg -> Edepsėz xhehnem
64. Qeveri -> Edepsėz xhehnet
65. Film porno -> maskarallėk sehir
66. Trangull -> Jeshil dajak
67. Aeroplan -> Bin Laden Hava
68. Cigare -> katran duhan
69. Printer -> Hazėr defter
70. Sekretaria telefonike -> Hazėr xhevap
71. Gjarpėr -> Llahtar ushkur
72. Doganier -> Shejtan hesap
73. Diskotekė -> Gjullurdi bodrum
74. Regjistėr notash -> Mynxyrė defter
75. Nxėnės -> Medrese qyqar
76. Plazh -> Maskarallėk dynja
77. Mbrėmje festive -> Aksham aheng
78. Celular -> Muhabet hava
79. Lavatriēe -> Gjullurdi kazan
80. Shirit manjetofoni -> Aheng ushkur
81. Proletarė tė gjitha vendeve bashkohuni -> Bytyn dynja, hyxhym milet
82. Bllok shėnimesh -> Hesap defter
83. Amnisti > Satėr pishman
84. Frigorifer -> Kallkan dollap
85. Profesor -> Medrese delenxhi
86. No comment -> Hiē muhabet
87. Intrigė e dashuri -> Sherr & sevda
88. CD -> Aheng tepsi
89. Prezervativ -> Shyqyr llastik
90. Penallti -> Serbes yxhym
91. Mashkull qė bėn zhvishet ne publik -> Jazėk efendi
92. Film erotik -> Sevda sehir
93. Rroba banjo -> Lemeri benevrek
94. Ftesė pėr darkė -> Qyl pilaf
95. Tregti mallrash tė vjedhura -> Arnaut pazar
96. Grek -> Jazėk milet
97. Italian -> Gallatė milet
98. Serb -> Kopuk milet
99. Amerikan > Gjullurdi milet
100. Veteriner -> Hajvan heqim
101. Spirancė -> Bulldum ēengel
102.Shesh lufte -> Kasaphanė mejdan
103. Shqipėria nė periudhė tranzicioni -> Ēorap vatan
104. Titanik -> Qamet vaporr
105. Shqiptar = Arnaut
Taralush and Tomor
okadar cok kelime yazmissiniz,bare turkce anliyormusunuz?
Ama hakkat cok guzel gercekten guzel....aferim size
anladiniz mi?
Taralush and Tomor
okadar cok kelime yazmissiniz,bare turkce anliyormusunuz?
Ama hakkat cok guzel gercekten guzel....aferim size
anladiniz mi?
evet gyzelem benim xhanem benim anladem sevgilim cok gyzel parca isen sen hajatem benim!
-Modeste a ja kam qelluar pak se vec ja kam fut cashtu...hahhaha :lol:
Ndoshta kto fjal jan thane, po ne dialektin e turqise se lindjes ju thojn edhe keshtu:
Shtepi publike...........Rezil Japi
prostituta...................xhymryk gjyvene
impotent.....................sunqin(e kan barbarizem nga kinezishtja)
potent...........................qinqin(gjithashtu )
Kukulla..........................hanem guma
Roboti.........................insan teneqe
Xharrahit....................katil berber
................................................
aeroplanit qysh po i thojne bre? :biggrin:
GURI SYLAJ
19-11-08, 10:46
Taksirat-Hava
Vdekjes -dakiki i lig ....:biggrin:
E - budallaqeve- ????????
E - budallaqeve- ????????
budallaq-lleri :biggrin: :biggrin:
budallaq-lleri :biggrin: :biggrin:
Aha,flm,flm,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.
Dallandyshja_718
19-11-08, 15:07
aeroplanit qysh po i thojne bre? :biggrin:
hava sefa...:biggrin:
Ja ujdiset fjalėt ha ha ha...
budallaqeve e thuajn Zėr deli ***
hava sefa...:biggrin:
Uēak ( me alfab. vjetėr tajare) :-)
E - budallaqeve- ????????
Taze muhabet.......:biggrin:
Taze muhabet.......:biggrin:
Po,, magarices si thuajnė???
Po,, magarices si thuajnė???
S`kishin magarica ,vetem magarė !
S`kishin magarica ,vetem magarė !
:biggrin: ...:biggrin: ....:biggrin:
S`kishin magarica ,vetem magarė !
Hahaha,, , me dy apo katėr kėmb...:)
magarices i thuajn... eshek hanėm!!!
Nuk e di nese kjo teme egziston, por une nuk e pash. Megjithate, nese eshte najkun, munde ta zhvendosni postimin tim atje apo ta fshini krejt.
Bllok shenimesh - hesap defter
Telefon - Muhabet gajtan
Celular - muhabet hava
Sekretaria telefonike - hazer xhevap
Disko - Gjullurdi bodrum
Lavatrice - Gjullurdi kazan
Kondom - shyqyr llastik (sagllam llastik)
Mbremje festive - aksham aheng
Mesues - Llafazan hajvan
Menu - defter aksham pilaf sallam
Nxenes - Medrese qyqar
Plazh - Maskarallek dynja
Profesor - Medrese delenxhi
Penallti - serbez hyxhym
Sherbim 24-oresh - 24-sahat hyzmet
Shtepi publike - Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
Varrezat - parking rahmetli
Forumi - Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni - bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
Rrobalarese - Bulldum kazan
Regjister notash - Menxyre defter
Shesh lufte - kasaphane mejdan
TV - Kallaballak sehir
Tubim(Miting) - Gjullurdi milet
Tregti mallrash te vjedhura - arnaut pazar
Veterinar - hajvan doktor
Budall - sagllam ahmak
Katunar - insan byrek
Kopshti zoologjik - hajvan bashqe
Kupa Botrore - gjygym dynja
Roboti - teneqe insan
Bilete kthyese - pishman bilet
Autostrada - Hyxhym xhade
Analfabet - derdimen legen
CD - aheng tepsi
CD Rom - hesap tepsi
Disko -Gjullurdi bodrum
Frigorifer - Kallkan dollap
Film erotik - sevda sehir
Gjarper - Llahtar ushkur
Plazh - maskarallek dynja
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni - bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
Rroba banjo - jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)
Radio - Aheng dallap
Shesh lufte - kasaphane mejdan
Truproja - Azgan dajak
Impotenca - Saber selamet, se devri qamet
Printer - hazer defter
Vetesherbimi - filhall vet hyzmet
Kufiri - megje me tela
Cooller - Gazuz insane
Bush - tollusum sherif
Sharon - arkash Hitlerin
Tian-Pin - azgan vietnam-pasha
Saddam Hussein - gjynah vezir
Taxi - jallah-shofer
Ministrite -hükümet hırsızlar
Guri i madh
21-09-12, 14:10
e pske harrue TELEVIZORIN ,i thojn, Rezil kuti
profesorit te matematikes i thojn HESAP DASKALL
http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/showthread.php?t=12572
aeroplanit qysh po i thojne bre? :biggrin:
lezet hava hahahahaha
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