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just 4 fun
30-09-04, 21:11
You know you are an Albanian when:

1. You have an Albanian eagletatto on your arm with your last name written in old English
2. There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway
3. Raki is like holy water in your house; you use to cure all illnesses
4. The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds
5. You end up in jail on your brother's wedding day for shooting your 9mm in the middle of the street, during the wedding ceremony
6. You claim every famous white rapper is partly Albanian
7. There has been a time when you were in Albanian chat for 7 straight hours
8. At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW
9. Whenever you are with Albanians and you do not know their name you just call them, ''hej oj shqipe''
10. All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians
11. You are ready to be a ''nuse'' when you are 16 years old
12. You start smoking at the age of 13
13. You invite 1000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
14. Your grandfather wears the white hate ''plis''
15. You own a leather jacket
16. Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
17. You drive the most expensive car at your school
18. Your neighbors understand words like ''ja qifsh nanen'' or ''i raft pika''
19. All the HOT Albanians are somehow related to you
20. You go to Albanians parties to function to just show off
21. When you were in grade 10 you spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school
22. Your favorite Hockey player is Tie Domi because he is an Albanian
23. You meet your future husband/wife on AOL, MSN etc.
24. You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Afrim Muqiqi and Dani greatest hits
25. You have more alcohol in your house than the local bar
26. You have been hit with a ''papuqe'' or ''luge te drunit''
27. You have dated an Italian girl for 3 years then married an Albanian girl without breaking up with the Italian girl
28. Your mom has to argue with people to let them know that you are to young ''me lakmu''
29. Your mom tells people that you don't like guys cuz you are a good girl
30. The only exercise you will get is cleaning your house.
31. Your parents start preparing you for your wedding at 15 and you are not even engaged yet
32. If your parents have 7 daughters they are still trying for a son
33. Your only vocation you had was to homeland
34. You find MSN exciting
.... And finally you know you are an Albanian if you actually GET these...

Krokodilli
26-10-04, 06:55
You know you are an Albanian when:

1. You have an Albanian eagletatto on your arm with your last name written in old English
2. There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway
3. Raki is like holy water in your house; you use to cure all illnesses
4. The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds
5. You end up in jail on your brother's wedding day for shooting your 9mm in the middle of the street, during the wedding ceremony
6. You claim every famous white rapper is partly Albanian
7. There has been a time when you were in Albanian chat for 7 straight hours
8. At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW
9. Whenever you are with Albanians and you do not know their name you just call them, ''hej oj shqipe''
10. All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians
11. You are ready to be a ''nuse'' when you are 16 years old
12. You start smoking at the age of 13
13. You invite 1000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
14. Your grandfather wears the white hate ''plis''
15. You own a leather jacket
16. Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
17. You drive the most expensive car at your school
18. Your neighbors understand words like ''ja qifsh nanen'' or ''i raft pika''
19. All the HOT Albanians are somehow related to you
20. You go to Albanians parties to function to just show off
21. When you were in grade 10 you spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school
22. Your favorite Hockey player is Tie Domi because he is an Albanian
23. You meet your future husband/wife on AOL, MSN etc.
24. You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Afrim Muqiqi and Dani greatest hits
25. You have more alcohol in your house than the local bar
26. You have been hit with a ''papuqe'' or ''luge te drunit''
27. You have dated an Italian girl for 3 years then married an Albanian girl without breaking up with the Italian girl
28. Your mom has to argue with people to let them know that you are to young ''me lakmu''
29. Your mom tells people that you don't like guys cuz you are a good girl
30. The only exercise you will get is cleaning your house.
31. Your parents start preparing you for your wedding at 15 and you are not even engaged yet
32. If your parents have 7 daughters they are still trying for a son
33. Your only vocation you had was to homeland
34. You find MSN exciting
.... And finally you know you are an Albanian if you actually GET these...


hahahahahaha that is sooooo true,,,,
hahahahaha these are all facts..... and if you havent had ore done these things u aint albanian...
specially if you havent been hit with papuqe at least once in your life time....
but you forgot one just 4 funn,,,,
35...you are albanian when you carry around enought money to buy a car,, and you dont know where the banks is... so you keep millions of $$$$ burriend in your backyard.....

Arb
07-02-05, 23:40
You know you are an Albanian when:

1. You have an Albanian eagletatto on your arm with your last name written in old English
2. There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway
3. Raki is like holy water in your house; you use to cure all illnesses
4. The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds
5. You end up in jail on your brother's wedding day for shooting your 9mm in the middle of the street, during the wedding ceremony
6. You claim every famous white rapper is partly Albanian
7. There has been a time when you were in Albanian chat for 7 straight hours
8. At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW
9. Whenever you are with Albanians and you do not know their name you just call them, ''hej oj shqipe''
10. All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians
11. You are ready to be a ''nuse'' when you are 16 years old
12. You start smoking at the age of 13
13. You invite 1000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
14. Your grandfather wears the white hate ''plis''
15. You own a leather jacket
16. Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
17. You drive the most expensive car at your school
18. Your neighbors understand words like ''ja qifsh nanen'' or ''i raft pika''
19. All the HOT Albanians are somehow related to you
20. You go to Albanians parties to function to just show off
21. When you were in grade 10 you spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school
22. Your favorite Hockey player is Tie Domi because he is an Albanian
23. You meet your future husband/wife on AOL, MSN etc.
24. You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Afrim Muqiqi and Dani greatest hits
25. You have more alcohol in your house than the local bar
26. You have been hit with a ''papuqe'' or ''luge te drunit''
27. You have dated an Italian girl for 3 years then married an Albanian girl without breaking up with the Italian girl
28. Your mom has to argue with people to let them know that you are to young ''me lakmu''
29. Your mom tells people that you don't like guys cuz you are a good girl
30. The only exercise you will get is cleaning your house.
31. Your parents start preparing you for your wedding at 15 and you are not even engaged yet
32. If your parents have 7 daughters they are still trying for a son
33. Your only vocation you had was to homeland
34. You find MSN exciting
.... And finally you know you are an Albanian if you actually GET these...

Keto "39 gjerat qe duhet te dime rreth Shqiptaro-Amerikaneve," edhe pse kane tone humori ne vetevete, pershkruajne pjesen me negative te shoqerise Shqiptare qe jeton ne SHBA. Me siguri keto "39 gjera" jane shkruar nga ndonje person qe e vetmja qe sheh ne vetevete, familjen e tij, Komunitetin Shqiptar ne SHBA, dhe Shqiptaret ne pergjithesi, jane anet negative (te metat).

A na duhet nje postim i tille qe te kopjohet dhe te bartet ne Faqe tjera Shqiptare dhe Jo-Shqiptare te Internetit?

Pergjigja e vetme do te ishte - JO!

Perkundrazi eshte detyre e secilit qe mesazhet te ketilla me tone negative te mos shkruhen; nese jane shkruar te kerkohet te shlyen, ne menyre qe se paku te huajt te mos kene rastin te lexojne "39 gjerat rreth Shqiptaro-Amerikaneve" qe perfaqesojne vetem nje pjese te vogel te Shqiptaro-Amerikaneve, dhe jo masen me te madhe te Shqiptaro-Amerikaneve.

JUST 4 FUN dhe ne te tjeret, perderisa jemi jashte Kosoves, kemi per detyre te perfaqesojme veteveten si Ambasadore te denje te vendit tone, e jo Ambasadore qe demaskojme te metat qe mund te ekzistojne ne nje shtrese te vogel te Shqiptareve jashte vendit.

Krokodilli
10-02-05, 12:10
You know you are an Albanian when:

1. You have an Albanian eagletatto on your arm with your last name written in old English
2. There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway
3. Raki is like holy water in your house; you use to cure all illnesses
4. The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds
5. You end up in jail on your brother's wedding day for shooting your 9mm in the middle of the street, during the wedding ceremony
6. You claim every famous white rapper is partly Albanian
7. There has been a time when you were in Albanian chat for 7 straight hours
8. At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW
9. Whenever you are with Albanians and you do not know their name you just call them, ''hej oj shqipe''
10. All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians
11. You are ready to be a ''nuse'' when you are 16 years old
12. You start smoking at the age of 13
13. You invite 1000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
14. Your grandfather wears the white hate ''plis''
15. You own a leather jacket
16. Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
17. You drive the most expensive car at your school
18. Your neighbors understand words like ''ja qifsh nanen'' or ''i raft pika''
19. All the HOT Albanians are somehow related to you
20. You go to Albanians parties to function to just show off
21. When you were in grade 10 you spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school
22. Your favorite Hockey player is Tie Domi because he is an Albanian
23. You meet your future husband/wife on AOL, MSN etc.
24. You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Afrim Muqiqi and Dani greatest hits
25. You have more alcohol in your house than the local bar
26. You have been hit with a ''papuqe'' or ''luge te drunit''
27. You have dated an Italian girl for 3 years then married an Albanian girl without breaking up with the Italian girl
28. Your mom has to argue with people to let them know that you are to young ''me lakmu''
29. Your mom tells people that you don't like guys cuz you are a good girl
30. The only exercise you will get is cleaning your house.
31. Your parents start preparing you for your wedding at 15 and you are not even engaged yet
32. If your parents have 7 daughters they are still trying for a son
33. Your only vocation you had was to homeland
34. You find MSN exciting
.... And finally you know you are an Albanian if you actually GET these...

Keto "39 gjerat qe duhet te dime rreth Shqiptaro-Amerikaneve," edhe pse kane tone humori ne vetevete, pershkruajne pjesen me negative te shoqerise Shqiptare qe jeton ne SHBA. Me siguri keto "39 gjera" jane shkruar nga ndonje person qe e vetmja qe sheh ne vetevete, familjen e tij, Komunitetin Shqiptar ne SHBA, dhe Shqiptaret ne pergjithesi, jane anet negative (te metat).

A na duhet nje postim i tille qe te kopjohet dhe te bartet ne Faqe tjera Shqiptare dhe Jo-Shqiptare te Internetit?

Pergjigja e vetme do te ishte - JO!

Perkundrazi eshte detyre e secilit qe mesazhet te ketilla me tone negative te mos shkruhen; nese jane shkruar te kerkohet te shlyen, ne menyre qe se paku te huajt te mos kene rastin te lexojne "39 gjerat rreth Shqiptaro-Amerikaneve" qe perfaqesojne vetem nje pjese te vogel te Shqiptaro-Amerikaneve, dhe jo masen me te madhe te Shqiptaro-Amerikaneve.

JUST 4 FUN dhe ne te tjeret, perderisa jemi jashte Kosoves, kemi per detyre te perfaqesojme veteveten si Ambasadore te denje te vendit tone, e jo Ambasadore qe demaskojme te metat qe mund te ekzistojne ne nje shtrese te vogel te Shqiptareve jashte vendit.

I NDERUAR KETO NUK PERFAQSOJN VETEM MASEN E VOGEL TE SHQIPTARO AMERIKANVE POR GJITH SHQIPTARVE NE PERGJITHSI,,, MA TREGO NJE GJE QE NUK ESHTE E VERTET UNE TA SPEGOJ SE SI ESHTE E VERTET

OSE TA THEM NJE GJE,, >> TE GJITH SHQIPTARET KEMI NJE MENTALITET,, DHE KY ESHTE REALITET
DHE MENDOJ SE TI NUK KUPTON ANGLISHT,, PER NDRYSHE TE GJITHA KETO 35 RREGULLA QE TE BEJN TE NJIHESH QE JE SHQIPTAR JAN SHUM TE VERTETA DHE TE NJEJTEN KOHE PATRIOTIKE
SKA ASGJE TE KEQE KETU,,,, NESE PO NGRIHU NE KAM DHE FOL SI BURRAT

NobodysFool
10-02-05, 13:36
you know you're Albanian when your father owns the building you live in.

Arb
10-02-05, 19:27
I NDERUAR KETO NUK PERFAQSOJN VETEM MASEN E VOGEL TE SHQIPTARO AMERIKANVE POR GJITH SHQIPTARVE NE PERGJITHSI,,, MA TREGO NJE GJE QE NUK ESHTE E VERTET UNE TA SPEGOJ SE SI ESHTE E VERTET

OSE TA THEM NJE GJE,, >> TE GJITH SHQIPTARET KEMI NJE MENTALITET,, DHE KY ESHTE REALITET
DHE MENDOJ SE TI NUK KUPTON ANGLISHT,, PER NDRYSHE TE GJITHA KETO 35 RREGULLA QE TE BEJN TE NJIHESH QE JE SHQIPTAR JAN SHUM TE VERTETA DHE TE NJEJTEN KOHE PATRIOTIKE
SKA ASGJE TE KEQE KETU,,,, NESE PO NGRIHU NE KAM DHE FOL SI BURRAT

Po ti jeton ne SHBA?

Ke te drejte rreth Anglishtes (se nuk e kuptoj), se kohet e fundit ne NYC, Gjuha Shqipe eshte be gjuhe zyrtare, nuk me duhet gje Anglishtja.

Tjeter....

Keto 35 fjalite e shkruara me larte nuk jane rregulla, por perfaqesojne pershkrimin e ulte te Shqiptareve.

Ketu nuk ka asgje Patriotike (sic e quan ti)!

Po merrem me te paren:

1. You have an Albanian eagletatto on your arm with your last name written in old English

Shumica e atyre qe kane nje shqiponje-tatuazh ne krah perfaqesojne veteveten. Nuk ka kurrfare patriotizmi ketu.

doGzona
06-05-05, 01:28
You are Albanian when your proud to be one.

Kupid
07-06-05, 14:46
You are Albanian when your proud to be one.
Without pride or respect, you are nobody.