barcoleta nga EXPERTI,po pra qyyy,hihiihihihiih
 

[b][color=blue]ai qe me iddiferenc i sikon problemet e tjerve eshte :arrow: SADIST.[/color]

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[/b][b][color=darkblue]ai qe kercennohet rralleher hakmerret.

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[/color][/b][b][color=darkred]ai qe ngutet gjithmone vanohet.

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[/color][/b][b][color=blue]ai qe nuk e done babane dhe nenen nuk e don askend.

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[/color][/b][b][color=darkred]ai qe s,bindet nuk di te kumandoje.

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[/color][/b][b][color=blue]ai qe nuk e ndegjon mickojen se ndigjon as tupanin.
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[/color][/b][color=red]ai se s,punon si bure rrin e qan si grua.
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ai qe shpejt dashurohet shpejte deshprohet.
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-ai qe shume flet gja ne drite nuk qet.
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-ai qe ta don te miren,te flet ai qe s,ta don vetem te shikon.
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[/color][b][color=indigo]-ai qe thot une jem une,ai hup gjithkund.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=red]ai qe e vjedhe nje veze,e vjedhe edhe nje bull.
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-armiku i vjeter,kurre nuk te behet mik i mire.
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-babai qe len djelin e mire pas,kurre nuk vdes.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=blue]bashkimi ben fuqine,ndasia ligeshtin.
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[/color][/b][color=brown]bej gosti,qe ta provosh mikun.
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-[/color][b][color=darkblue]bej shyqyr te paktes,qe te vi e shumta.
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-bej nder qenit,qe ta kafshoj kemben.
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[/color][/b][b][color=darkred]beni si them une,mos beni si bej une.
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-bertiti te bijes,qe te ndegjoj nusja.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=brown]bejleret rralle lindshin,veshtire vdesin.
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-beu nuk i la bujkut as vend per varr.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=blue]bylbyli njihet ne kenge,njeriu ne pune.
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-bima e keqe,rritet kudo.
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-bisha me rrebte eshte,kur ti sulmohen klyshte.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=black]bisha terbohet keq,kur ti vie fundi.
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-borgji i harruar,vjen ne dite te shternguar.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=indigo]bota eshte helm e mjalte e perzier.
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-brengat jan armiqt e jetes.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=darkred]budallane mos e dvet se te tregon vet.
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-buka ne bark,forca ne shtet.
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-buka s,ka turp.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=green]buke e kryp e zemer.
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-buka te mban frymen,yndyra te shkelqen fytyren.
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-buka prej qiellit s,vjen.
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-bukurija dhe pasurija,s,jan pergjithmone.
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[b][color=red]-burgu eshte,varr per se gjalli.
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-burgu per burra eshte.
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-burgu e ka deren e madhe,per te hyre,te vogel per te dal.
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-burat besone,se bota eshte krijuar vetem per ta.
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-burr i mire,ne sofer te huaj mos u ber.
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-[/color][/b][color=darkblue]burri lidhet per fjele,kafsha per brinash.
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-burri per grua shte si qatia per shtepine.
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-burri s,matet me pelleme,por me zemer.
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-burri te myte,ose te fale,i ligu as te myte,as s,te fale.
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-dajaku ka dal prej xhenetit.
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-[/color][b][color=darkred]dardha ka bisht mrapa.
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-dardhagjis,dardha mos i shit.
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-dasem pa mish nuk ka.
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-dasma e shokeve,dhe lufta e huaj jen te leta.
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-dembelin dhe fukarallakun,e gjen ne nje vend.
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-dera e burgut,qilet por ajo e vorrit jo.
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-derri qengja nuk pjell.
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-deti me kembe, nuk kelohet.
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-deti me shkop,nuk trubullohet.
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-[/color][/b][b][color=green]detit i ka hije vala.burit fjala.
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-degjo c,thot i pari,por mos e harro te fundit.
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[b][color=brown]dy burra te moshes dyzetvjeqareflisnin ne tren.njeri e pyet tjetri.
-a ki perjetuar ndonjehr shkaterrim te madh ne dashuri?
-po.....dikur kam pas dasht nje vejze te bukur.
-dhe u martua me dikan tjeter apo?
-jo u martua me mua.
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vajza,nene une e dua nje djalosh ne shkolle,eshte shume i bukur.
-nena,mire mire po ai djaloshi a punon diqka?
-vajza,po si jo ne klasen tone ai gjithmone e fshin derrasen e zeze.!
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po te kishte pasur kristofor kollombo,grua ne shtpi a do te ishte zbuluar amerika?
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gruja po i ankohet burrit se nuk po dalin kurre bashke mu shetit.
-te neserm ne ora 5 te mengjesit burri po e qon gruan perj gjumit,
-grua a po ven me mu te shkojme bashke ne pune?!!!
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mjeki kontrollon pacjenten,e cilla po bertet,of,of,of.
-prej kurit po bertet keshtu?-pyet mjeku,burrin?
-prej kur jemi kurorzuar.
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shikimi ime ne karta thot:-burri juaj do te vdes ne shtepi.
-e di e di,por shuko a do t embesin gjurmet?


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nese kini vendos ta leni te dashuren---lejeni te une atehere. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nëse don ta mundësh burrin me një grumbull fjalësh?

Merre fjalorin drejtshkrimor të gjuhës shqipe dhe mëshoi hundëve. :lol:

[b][color=darkred]shume femra po dojne me flejte me mua,
por mua nuk po me merr gjumi. :lol: :lol: [/color][/b]

[b][color=blue]koken dhe zemren e kam ne kosove,
por prapanicen e kam ne nje vend te sigure. :lol: :lol: [/color][/b]

[quote=experti_lu][b][color=darkred]shume femra po dojne me flejte me mua,
por mua nuk po me merr gjumi. :lol: :lol: [/color][/b][/quote][b][color=black]Pse a po tutesh prej tyne a :D :D :D :D [/color][/b]

[quote=Bleta][quote=experti_lu][b][color=darkred]shume femra po dojne me flejte me mua,
por mua nuk po me merr gjumi. :lol: :lol: [/color][/b][/quote][b][color=black]Pse a po tutesh prej tyne a :D :D :D :D [/color][/b][/quote]BLETA,e qysh me flejte kur nuk po me merr gjumi!!
a din ti naj kenge per nina-nana. :lol: :lol: :lol: