A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a
girl room mate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice
how pretty Kumar's, room mate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are
just room mates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney
jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I
doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which
read ;
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you ?do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney
jar by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day : Don't Lie to Your Mother...........