Pleasant surprise question .

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids , 3 who
were deaf, 2 who were blind, 1 mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?





Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.





Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.



Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.



Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Which of these candidates would be our choice?





Decide first...no peeking, then scroll down for the response.





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.





And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.





Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..





Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic





And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:



* 003 have done time for assault
* 007 have been arrested for fraud
* 008 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 014 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 019 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 021 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 029 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 071 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 084 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses





Can you guess which organization this is?





Give up yet?






It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest of us in line.

[budo785]

Admin i liked so much your questions and answers too.Pretty interesting.
You live in Kuwait,arent u?
So can you tell us about the live overthere?Is it different than here?,or maybe just the weather is hoter? Bye

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Postimi origjinal është bërë nga admin

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids , 3 who
were deaf, 2 who were blind, 1 mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Before i answer to your questions, what happened to the other two kids out of the eight dammit..... Unless you're trying to pull off some kind of brain confusion.






Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

ok,ok i'm on my way







Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.



Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.



Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Which of these candidates would be our choice?

I chose candidate C because he seems to be a perfect gentleman.


Decide first...no peeking, then scroll down for the response.





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

Wow, i'm so appalled! I didn't know that Hitler was such a compassionate, loving family man. I thought that Eva Brown was his girlfriend and he was never married. Thanks for making me come to my senses. But anyway, now that i've seen who the candidates are Franklin D. Roosevelt is one of my favorites right after Abraham Lincoln.Lol However, Winston Churchill is definitely one of a kind.Lol



And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Ehh! That's fine with me, because i thought you were talking about the dog in the movie, "Beethoven"Lol





Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

It's amazing how you thought that i thought about how they thought how to think. Ahahahaha (kjo fjalia e fundit eshte perfekt per te budallaqet).Ahahahahaha

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Oh boy, how much longer do we have to go?



Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:

After this i will always remember to be afraid.Lol

Amateurs...built the ark.

Did they really?

Professionals...built the Titanic

Professionals???? That's why the Titanic sunk to the very bottom.Lol





And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:



* 003 have done time for assault
* 007 have been arrested for fraud
* 008 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 014 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 019 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 021 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 029 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 071 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 084 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses





Can you guess which organization this is?

At least we have THE BILL OF RIGHTS/ AMMENDMENTS that were created 230 years ago. But on the other hand nobody is above the law.



Give up yet?

Nope! You? Confused yet? Ahahahahahahahaha





It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest of us in line.

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[roadrunner]

I have read this one before. Pretty goof factual sheet.