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[CENTER][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][U]Thinking Of A GIRL[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL is Quiet,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Millions of things are running in her Mind.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL not Arguing,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is thinking Deeply.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of Questions,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is wondering how long you will be Around.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL answer '' I'm Fine'' after a few Seconds,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is not at all Fine.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL stares at You,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She wondering why you are Lying.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL lays on your Chest,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is wishing for you to be hers Forever.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL call you Every Day,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is seeking for your Attention.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL sms's you Every Day,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She wants you to reply at lest Once.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL says '' I Love You '',[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She means It.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL says that she can't live without You,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She has made up her mind that you are her Future.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL says '' I Miss You '',[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[COLOR=#000099][B][SIZE=4][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]No one in this world can miss you more then Her.....!!![/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy going marriage'.[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Editor: '[I]Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? [/I]'[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: '[I]We had been to Simla for honeymoon after marriage.[/I][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I]Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I]My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said ' [B][B]This is your first time[/B][/B]'.[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]This time she again kept calm and said '[B][B] This is your second time[/B][/B]' and continued.[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]I shouted at my wife: '[B][B]What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy [/B][/B]?' .. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]She gave a silent look and said: '[B][B]This is your first time!!! [/B][/B]'.'[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000][COLOR=black]Husband:' That's[/COLOR][SIZE=4][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] it. We are happily married ever after.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][U]Family Problems[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.

We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.


And you say you have family problems.. ? ![/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#c00000]
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[CENTER][B][U][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]This was a Real incident in New York....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B]
[B][/B][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the
keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that u are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
just $5,000?"

The Indian replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for
two weeks for 15 bucks?"

"Indians don't do different things but they do things differently."[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[COLOR=black][B]A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a
girl room mate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice
how pretty Kumar's, room mate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are
just room mates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney
jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I
doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
[/B][/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=black][B]So he sat down and wrote :[/B][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000ff]

[B][COLOR=black]Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house,

I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which
read ;
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you ?do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney[/COLOR][/B]
[B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B]
[B][COLOR=black] jar by now under the pillow...

Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day : Don't Lie to Your Mother...........[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER]
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[COLOR=black][SIZE=2][B][U]Married 10 times but still a Virgin[/U] [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER]
[COLOR=#0000ff][CENTER]
[COLOR=black][SIZE=2][B]"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be."[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how
it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get
back to me."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.?lt;br[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not"

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was
never sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was..... God, I miss him!"
[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

You're with the Government. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER]
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT='Comic Sans MS']


[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]! [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT='Comic Sans MS']

[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Georgia][I][U]Lufthansa Airlines
[/U][/I]Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]captain:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]swimmers are on the right side of the plane.[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=georgia]comply with the captain's request.[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]captain once again made an announcement:[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]swimmers on the right side of the plane open your emergency exits and[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]quickly swim away from the plane.[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... -Thank You for[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]Flying Lufthansa- ".[/FONT][/B]
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Georgia][I][U]Delta Airlines
[/U][/I]At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]system saying,[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]from Gate 41."[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]Not ten minutes later the public address v oice told us that Flight 570[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank You[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Georgia][I][U]British Airways
[/U][/I]"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London .[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]Atlantic."[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]the port wing has fallen off."[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean , you will see a little[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]ye llow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your[/FONT][/B]
[B][FONT=georgia]captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses"[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

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[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second
richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very
interesting aspects of his life:
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he
started too late!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering
newspapers.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha,
that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has
everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black].
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or
security people around him.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest
private jet company.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies.
He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies,
giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time
after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch
Television. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only
5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with
Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour.But
when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates
became a devotee of Warren Buffet. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his
desk. His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in
yourself and Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[LEFT][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] in need rather.
F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/LEFT]

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[U][COLOR=black][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Verdana]STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH[/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/U][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]

[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...

If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...

If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...

If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...

If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]

[COLOR=black][SIZE=2][B]Number 1
[/B]
[/SIZE][/COLOR][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities,
Famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people
Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under
Others, self confident people!


You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get
Marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views
And you are most likely to take revenge over your
Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.
If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you.
You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and
Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard
To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be ha ted by some
People too...


Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &
Wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...


Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/B]
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[/COLOR][COLOR=black][SIZE=2][B]Number 2[/B]

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the
Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot,
You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you
Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances,
Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect
Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a
Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).

If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can
Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your
Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge
You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any
Artistic business people!

You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get
Marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole
Family.. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or
Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of
Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power
Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!![/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]




[COLOR=black][SIZE=2][B]Number 3[/B]

[/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=black][SIZE=2][B]You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,
Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems
Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..
You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always
You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order
To achieve something.. You will not get
Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger
Once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them.
You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy
thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then
here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always
have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless
trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you
will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will
be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character
and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition
focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

[/B][B]Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!![/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]Number 4[/B]

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important
matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might
put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man,
and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very
good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spen d most of the time after girl friends
(almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will
spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and
don't know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are
always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls..
You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example
you have got a degree in some thing.... but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take
advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent,
a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!![/COLOR]
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[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Number 5

[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by
just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often
have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything
when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business,
get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are
the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually
get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship,
but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will
have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships!
Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along
with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom love rs you are! You are
an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

[B]Number 6[/B]

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean
you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be
very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented,
kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very
beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of
looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl,
most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically
and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good
judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great
power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Number 7[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic,
very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education,
music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems
with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.
You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be
in the to p rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls,
you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the
standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking
for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue,
ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to
contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

[B]Number 8[/B]

You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will
understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what".
You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good
you might lose either of your
parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will
learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight
for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of
friends and most of the time live life lonely and always
prepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is often
late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected
problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with
great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part
of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Number 9

Hey...you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work
hard and hard to get there.
Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you
will have fighting life.. But when you
achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in
the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.
You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights
and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

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[B][SIZE=2]Number 6

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean
you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be
very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented,
kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very
beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of
looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl,
most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically
and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good
judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great
power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...[/SIZE][/B]






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[COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?[/B]

[/SIZE][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][SIZE=3]2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does ter rific mean to Make
terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have
parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does
he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading
this???[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER]