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turisti 29-08-09 09:54

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[quote=lovely]a ma huazon [SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]pak qat senin ton[/COLOR][/SIZE] me skenu? :biggrin: :biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Nuk demontohet,shkon se bashku ne komplet me :biggrin: [B] 2 batarija[/B] :biggrin: ,1,5 [B]CV [/B]( cėrcallkė volt ),hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 29-08-09 09:56

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[quote=lovely]jam kah menoj a kan kinezt nejfar kauqi per kete insan me kta vesh kshtu? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaa[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Leje kauqin,po qysh ka me hy ne :biggrin: [B]aeroplan [/B]:biggrin: se ????,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha[/SIZE][/I].

turisti 29-08-09 10:02

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[quote=Guri i madh][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]krejt kjo jet esht reklam krejt kjo jet esht rrena e pallavra[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]



edhe pse tema esht te budallaqet po une kam shkrue serizisht , po pa qen budalla edhe i qmendur nuk mundet me i shkrue do shkrime qe une po i shkruj . po fatkeqsisht jan realitet i jioni ne KOSOV[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Sa mire e ke shenue,me siguri dhe ti je :biggrin: [COLOR=blue]turist[/COLOR] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 29-08-09 10:05

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[quote=lovely][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]mendte e Turistit me hi n kry t homove, bohen[B] hetero[/B] deee[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I], se Turisti e don shume gjinine e omel hohohohohohohohohohohhohohohoh:biggrin: mos kopjo :biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Ehej,mos permendni dhe mos oragnizoni permendesh ( :biggrin: ) garat e kauqit,po trgoni [B]KU I KENI BILETAT e konvertit[/B]:biggrin: ???????,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 29-08-09 10:07

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[quote=Kercovari]amerikanet mesojne shqip o fermer i stilit barkmadh,e ti me cat-fish ja ke dhene amerikanishtesh anglishten e perkryer..hahahahahahahah![/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Lene gjuhen,kqyrne [B]cat fish- in .[/B]:biggrin:,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

selvija 29-08-09 10:12

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[IMG]http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/a/7531_4895_thumb.jpg[/IMG]
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lovely 29-08-09 10:19

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Nuk demontohet,shkon se bashku ne komplet me :biggrin: [B]2 batarija[/B] :biggrin: ,1,5 [B]CV [/B]( cėrcallkė volt ),hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]


a bon qashtu krejt komplet me cerrcallka volt e krejt pa e da hiq? :biggrin: :biggrin:

lovely 29-08-09 10:19

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[quote=selvija][IMG]http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/a/7531_4895_thumb.jpg[/IMG]
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[/quote]

miredita oj ti jo ne linje, qysh je nom qysh je ti? :wink:

lovely 29-08-09 10:20

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Lene gjuhen,kqyrne [B]cat fish- in .[/B]:biggrin:,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

qfare problemi kan ata bre? s po din qfare guhe flet katfishi a? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

lovely 29-08-09 10:21

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Leje kauqin,po qysh ka me hy ne :biggrin: [B]aeroplan [/B]:biggrin: se ????,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha[/SIZE][/I].[/quote]

ooo kauqi osht ma me randsi, se n rropllan a hyp nihere n vjet a s hyp, e n kauq pernate bre duhet :biggrin:

lovely 29-08-09 10:21

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Ehej,mos permendni dhe mos oragnizoni permendesh ( :biggrin: ) garat e kauqit,po trgoni [B]KU I KENI BILETAT e konvertit[/B]:biggrin: ???????,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah[/SIZE][/I][/quote]


hey, na kem veq tu bo llaf vetmeveti :biggrin:

lovely 29-08-09 10:23

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[quote=turisti][I][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][U]LOVE IS FOREVER.............:biggrin:[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I][/quote]


[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkgreen]kauqi is forever...............[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] :biggrin: :biggrin:

lovely 29-08-09 10:24

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[quote=uliksi31-jr.]Hic mos meno, vec mendo pozitivisht. A te kujtohet kur e patem nxan ne Batllave kete [B]cat fish.:biggrin:[/B] Mos i trego bacit keto foto nga e kaluara se e kish lovacken ngat veti.:biggrin:

[URL="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=39485&id=100000101937083"][IMG]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs187.snc1/6251_101870466493017_100000101937083_54839_6892272_n.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote]


ani kqyrum mue qysh e pasna pa lshu ni trohe mjekerr hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:biggrin:

selvija 29-08-09 10:29

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[quote=lovely]miredita oj ti jo ne linje, qysh je nom qysh je ti? :wink:[/quote]Nom nom qysh je ti ,,,a pruni bakshish turisti moj ty ,,qete taz me kish pas lan te dera e jam tuj kqyr se qka ka merena boll po tunta se mos ka bo kercervarin sendciqqqq:biggrin:
[IMG]http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/engrish-funny-canned-tourist.jpg[/IMG]

turisti 29-08-09 10:36

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[quote=selvija][IMG]http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/a/7531_4895_thumb.jpg[/IMG]
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[/quote]

[I][COLOR=red]Pse HMMMMMMMMM ?:biggrin:[/COLOR][/I]

turisti 29-08-09 10:37

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[quote=lovely]a bon qashtu krejt komplet me cerrcallka volt e krejt pa e da hiq? :biggrin: :biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Po ej,rrnofte Gjoni,hahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 29-08-09 10:40

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[quote=lovely][B][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkgreen]kauqi is forever...............[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] :biggrin: :biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Hamamin :biggrin: ,cka t'vyn kauqi pa cercallken ??????????????????,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 29-08-09 10:42

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[quote=selvija]Nom nom qysh je ti ,,,a pruni bakshish turisti moj ty ,,qete taz me kish pas lan te dera e jam tuj kqyr se qka ka merena boll[B][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=red] po tunta[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B] se mos ka bo kercervarin sendciqqqq:biggrin:
[IMG]http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/engrish-funny-canned-tourist.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Mos u :biggrin: [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue] TUNT[/COLOR][/SIZE] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.[/SIZE][/I]

selvija 29-08-09 10:43

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[quote=turisti][I][COLOR=red]Pse HMMMMMMMMM ?:biggrin:[/COLOR][/I][/quote]Nga qefi skishe kush i mashtron budallaqet ,,,,syt na qelen tyben kur po shofim poshte e nalte hahhaha
[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/tucson_is_too_fun_tshirt-p235499511515832397uh7s_400.jpg[/IMG]

Kercovari 29-08-09 10:57

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[quote=selvija]Nom nom qysh je ti ,,,a pruni bakshish turisti moj ty ,,qete taz me kish pas lan te dera e jam tuj kqyr se qka ka merena boll po tunta se mos ka bo kercervarin sendciqqqq:biggrin:
[URL="http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/engrish-funny-canned-tourist.jpg"]http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/engrish-funny-canned-tourist.jpg[/URL][/quote]

haje rehat selvije,se qe kur jam semure me kan ik edhe miqte dhe te dashurit lere mishi qe nuk me hahet as qent nuk me hane...hahaahahahahahah!

selvija 29-08-09 11:03

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[quote=Kercovari]haje rehat selvije,se qe kur jam semure me kan ik edhe miqte dhe te dashurit lere mishi qe nuk me hahet as qent nuk me hane...hahaahahahahahah![/quote]hahaha une kishe djal kogja i shishem je tash ma gerdite sa shishem kesh tuj hanger hahaha

turist nga cila pjes ke???:biggrin:

turisti 29-08-09 11:18

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[quote=selvija]Nga qefi skishe kush i mashtron budallaqet ,,,,[SIZE=2][COLOR=red]syt na qelen tyben kur po shofim poshte e nalte hahhaha [/COLOR][/SIZE]
[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/tucson_is_too_fun_tshirt-p235499511515832397uh7s_400.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Ēka :biggrin: [B]kur shifni[/B] :biggrin: posht e nalte ???????????????????????????[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 29-08-09 11:20

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[quote=selvija]hahaha une kishe djal kogja i shishem je tash ma gerdite sa shishem kesh tuj hanger hahaha

turist nga cila pjes ke???:biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Mvaret nga cilin kend e veshtron...................:biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

Kercovari 29-08-09 11:47

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Mvaret nga cilin kend e veshtron...................:biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

shoki...ofroja selvise kete burek me mire kend e pa kend ku te kafshoje burek i thone, se sa mua te me kafshoje me sifilis ne mushkeri....haahahahahahhaah!

[IMG]http://p.vtourist.com/1434796-Travel_Picture-Burek_slastan_i_mastan.jpg[/IMG]

turisti 29-08-09 13:20

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[quote=Kercovari]shoki...ofroja selvise kete burek me mire kend e pa kend ku te kafshoje burek i thone, se sa mua te me kafshoje me sifilis ne mushkeri....haahahahahahhaah!

[IMG]http://p.vtourist.com/1434796-Travel_Picture-Burek_slastan_i_mastan.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,po sot,[B]me i rrezikeshem eshte -kolli- se sifilisi..............:biggrin:[/B][/SIZE][/I]

doGzona 29-08-09 13:25

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E mjesi ju kofte, turist a pushove nga udhetimet e gjata me zbulime misteresh, ani ndegjova qe edhe nga Afganistani kishit kaluar, a hjeke me zbulime andenaj....:tongue:

turisti 29-08-09 13:47

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[quote=doGzona]E mjesi ju kofte, turist a pushove nga udhetimet e gjata me zbulime misteresh, ani ndegjova qe edhe nga Afganistani kishit kaluar, a hjeke me zbulime andenaj....:tongue:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Miremengjesi shoqe,ti a mun u qove e tate ??????? [/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=2]Eh,normal qe zbulova,por te gjithat po jesin vetem :biggrin: [B]gabim dhe kujtim[/B] :biggrin: i [B]TURISTIT[/B],ashtu qe kurre pergjithmone nuk kan qene te mijat,dhe ne vend te fatit me kan ofrue ditet e mbushura me vuajtje duke harruar se jan grat e huaja dhe se gjithmone do te jesin vetem[B] gabim[/B] dhe[B] kujtim[/B]...........[/SIZE][/I]

[IMG]http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/16/2/9/album_large_982449.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.dag.nl/upload_mm/8/0/0/1184229695748_440x293.jpg[/IMG]

selvija 29-08-09 14:19

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[quote=Kercovari]shoki...ofroja selvise kete burek me mire kend e pa kend ku te kafshoje burek i thone, se sa mua te me kafshoje me sifilis ne mushkeri....haahahahahahhaah!

[IMG]http://p.vtourist.com/1434796-Travel_Picture-Burek_slastan_i_mastan.jpg[/IMG][/quote]Shike ky ku mundohet me mashtru me nje pite me kuleq:biggrin: nuk paska turrshi qysh me qu teposht

doGzona 29-08-09 14:31

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[QUOTE=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Miremengjesi shoqe,ti a mun u qove e tate ??????? [/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=2]Eh,normal qe zbulova,por te gjithat po jesin vetem :biggrin: [B]gabim dhe kujtim[/B] :biggrin: i [B]TURISTIT[/B],ashtu qe kurre pergjithmone nuk kan qene te mijat,dhe ne vend te fatit me kan ofrue ditet e mbushura me vuajtje duke harruar se jan grat e huaja dhe se gjithmone do te jesin vetem[B] gabim[/B] dhe[B] kujtim[/B]...........[/SIZE][/I]

[url]http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/16/2/9/album_large_982449.jpg[/url]

[url]http://www.dag.nl/upload_mm/8/0/0/1184229695748_440x293.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Sidocofte turisti, mire qe na u ktheve shendoshe e mire...e une tata , besa dhe ia teprova ...:tongue:

lovely 29-08-09 14:53

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[quote=selvija]Nom nom qysh je ti ,,,a pruni bakshish turisti moj ty ,,qete taz me kish pas lan te dera e jam tuj kqyr se qka ka merena boll po tunta se mos ka bo kercervarin sendciqqqq:biggrin:
[IMG]http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/engrish-funny-canned-tourist.jpg[/IMG][/quote]


ru se gabo me hanger se argete e marune pej thiut tvogel osht hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

lovely 29-08-09 14:54

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[quote=turisti][I][COLOR=red]Pse HMMMMMMMMM ?:biggrin:[/COLOR][/I][/quote]

e pse[COLOR=red] MHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/COLOR]? :biggrin:

lovely 29-08-09 14:55

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Hamamin :biggrin: ,cka t'vyn kauqi pa cercallken ??????????????????,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

po ti a the po ta jepi cerrcallken komplet? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

lovely 29-08-09 14:55

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Po ej,rrnofte Gjoni,hahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

edhe kinezt rrnofshin, s di qka bojm pa kauqa t tynev hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

lovely 29-08-09 14:58

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Miremengjesi shoqe,ti a mun u qove e tate ??????? [/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=2]Eh,normal qe zbulova,por te gjithat po jesin vetem :biggrin: [B]gabim dhe kujtim[/B] :biggrin: i [B]TURISTIT[/B],ashtu qe kurre pergjithmone nuk kan qene te mijat,dhe ne vend te fatit me kan ofrue ditet e mbushura me vuajtje duke harruar se jan grat e huaja dhe se gjithmone do te jesin vetem[B] gabim[/B] dhe[B] kujtim[/B]...........[/SIZE][/I]

[IMG]http://www.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/16/2/9/album_large_982449.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.dag.nl/upload_mm/8/0/0/1184229695748_440x293.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

nije kto, kur ti sheh grate e huja, kan se jan grate e huja e nuk jan krejt t ktij hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

lovely 29-08-09 14:58

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[quote=selvija]hahaha une kishe djal kogja i shishem je tash ma gerdite sa shishem kesh tuj hanger hahaha

turist nga cila pjes ke???:biggrin:[/quote]

Selvi, pej kurshit ia ke nis me hanger gjin moj? hajde per hajr kofte hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

lovely 29-08-09 14:59

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Ēka :biggrin: [B]kur shifni[/B] :biggrin: posht e nalte ???????????????????????????[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

syte i qelen de Selvise, qka menove ti? :biggrin:

Kercovari 29-08-09 15:15

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[quote=selvija]Shike ky ku mundohet me mashtru me nje pite me kuleq:biggrin: nuk paska turrshi qysh me qu teposht[/quote]

aman selvie,qe edhe turshi e jogurt zgjidh cka do vetem mua mos me kafsho se kam triper edhe tek kembet...hahahahahaahah!

[IMG]http://tiborjablonsky.blog.siol.net/files/2007/02/tursija1.JPG[/IMG]

selvija 29-08-09 16:51

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[quote=lovely]Selvi, pej kurshit ia ke nis me hanger gjin moj? hajde per hajr kofte hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha[/quote]O jo moj gjinen por ky turist aga ma kish pru kete kanzerve bakshish e pash si te madh e mush mendja se ka shti kercevarin ne to se kish kamet teprice hahhahahahaha

e kercevari nga frika se po kafshoj pru pite e turrshi sallat gjithqka hahahahah ngrati u tut:biggrin:

Tomori 29-08-09 21:03

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[SIZE=3][COLOR=sienna][B]Selvije te befte mire....[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[IMG]http://open.salon.com/files/istock_000003139466xsmall1235751620.jpg[/IMG]

Binasa 30-08-09 12:35

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[quote=selvija]Nga qefi skishe kush i mashtron budallaqet ,,,,syt na qelen tyben kur po shofim poshte e nalte hahhaha
[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/tucson_is_too_fun_tshirt-p235499511515832397uh7s_400.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

A ke turisti ky :rolleyes:


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