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prishtinasi 14-05-07 02:59

Rruga "ME VONE" na shpie ne lagjen "KURRE":tongue:

ssara 14-05-07 03:02

[SIZE=2]Cohuni te vdekur se na mbyten te gjallet.[/SIZE]

Agolli 14-05-07 18:42

[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]Burri eshte koka, kurse gruaja eshte Komandanti![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

vjeshta 14-05-07 18:46

Vaji i burrit eshte "www.mollaendalume.com ".......hahahhhaaaaaa

Agolli 14-05-07 22:27

ahahahahahahahahah ma ftofe!
 
Vaji i gruas eshte ''[URL="http://www.xhelozia.com''"]www.xhelozia.com''[/URL].........asi Dardha e ndalume! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]

valiii 14-05-07 22:44

[LEFT][COLOR=black]Dallimi ndermjet pedofilit dhe pedijatrit ėshtė, qė pedofili pernime i don femit.[/COLOR][/LEFT]

valiii 14-05-07 22:54

[LEFT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Virgjine jam, pasha fėmit.:biggrin: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT]

ssara 14-05-07 22:59

[LEFT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Kshyr me sy e sasht per ty.....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT]

valiii 14-05-07 23:29

[LEFT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Si bebė kam qen shum i lezeqem, por mandej n`spital m`kan ndru me tjeter bebė.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT]

Agolli 15-05-07 21:17

[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3]Peshku i madh e ha krokodillin![/SIZE][/FONT] [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]

Elina 15-05-07 21:19

[quote=Agolli][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3]Peshku i madh e ha krokodillin![/SIZE][/FONT] [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/quote]


Po me duket qe po e shoh hahahah,show se jo mahi :biggrin:

Agolli 15-05-07 21:22

[quote=Elina]Po me duket qe po e shoh hahahah,show se jo mahi :biggrin:[/quote]
[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3]hahahahahahah..[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]Pema me e embel eshte ajo qe ,,vjedh,, me duart e tua! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

vjeshta 15-05-07 21:27

Peshku i vogel e han te madhin ........

Agolli 15-05-07 21:28

[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]Ai qe martohet heret dhe ai qe ngrihet heret jane te humbur si Faksi k'tyne here!! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Agolli 15-05-07 21:34

[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]Gazi dhe helmi jane (vellezer) asi motra! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

vjeshta 15-05-07 21:37

Ban mire se te shtohet merzia ............hahahahaa ja futa kot

Agolli 15-05-07 21:50

[quote=vjeshta]Ban mire se te shtohet merzia ............hahahahaa ja futa kot[/quote]
ahahahahahahahah e fort kjo ahahahahahahahah
[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]Mesuesi me i mire eshte ai i cili te meson me vjedh detyra! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Agolli 16-05-07 20:01

[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Dardha bie nen mollen e ndaluar! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

vjeshta 16-05-07 20:05

Molla e ndalume ja ban me sy dardhes ...hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Agolli 16-05-07 20:08

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Per ate dhe pik nga pema! Dardha po mendoj..molla i ka fajet ahahahahahahah

vjeshta 16-05-07 20:13

E dardhagjise i mpihen dhėmbet ........hahahaaaaaaaaaaa




Ps: tungi njehere ,se me duhet te shkoj ......

Agolli 16-05-07 20:17

[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]Bota pa molla si qeni pa mishe! [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]p.s. e vjedha dikund [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG] kalo bukur Vjeshta![/SIZE][/FONT]

prishtinasi 18-05-07 02:59

[SIZE=2]Nese dikush te ka thene qe je inteligjente, dije qe te kane rrejt.[/SIZE]
[RIGHT][SIZE=2][/SIZE] [/RIGHT]

Agolli 19-05-07 02:25

[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]Ne Amerike nuk je askush, perderisa nuk ke dal ne televizor me vallzu shoten![/SIZE][/FONT]

Virti 19-05-07 02:28

frenin e kam veē falma kalin! :biggrin:

Agolli 19-05-07 02:31

[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]Ku ka nje vullnet te madh,nuk mund te kete veshtersi te medha! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/SIZE][/FONT]

ssara 19-05-07 02:40

[quote=Virti]frenin e kam veē falma kalin! :biggrin:[/quote]

mos po mungon edhe diqka tjeter........

Agolli 19-05-07 02:43

[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]Dashuria eshte celes qe tek femrat cel c'do gje, nderrsa tek mashkulli mbylle c'do gje! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/SIZE][/FONT]

Virti 19-05-07 02:44

[quote=ssara]mos po mungon edhe diqka tjeter........[/quote]
po me mungon, por me vjen marre me t'kallxu :biggrin:

ssara 19-05-07 02:45

[quote=Virti]po me mungon, por me vjen marre me t'kallxu :biggrin:[/quote]
pot kalxoj une se qka te mungon.........

vjeshta 19-05-07 02:47

Kalit te falun mos i nxin behane ........

Virti 19-05-07 02:47

[quote=ssara]pot kalxoj une se qka te mungon.........[/quote]
oooo sa ide e mire! :smile:

Agolli 19-05-07 02:50

[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]Asnjehere nuk dashuron mjaft, ne qofte se nuk genjen shume! [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/SIZE][/FONT]

Elina 21-05-07 18:28

Ooooooooo, qelu toke se ka zbritje bre...:biggrin:

Agolli 22-05-07 02:45

[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]Femrat sjane perfekte femrat jane perfekte ne syte e meshkujve.. [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon6.gif[/IMG][/SIZE][/FONT]

vjeshta 22-05-07 03:10

[quote=Agolli][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]Bota pa molla si qeni pa mishe! [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]p.s. e vjedha dikund [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG] kalo bukur Vjeshta![/SIZE][/FONT][/quote]

Hajnia ashiqare eshte haram ..............hahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

rilinda 24-05-07 01:58

T'ia besosh fshehtėsinė gruas, ėshtė njėsoj si t'i fshehėsh tė hollat nėn xham.

p.s. edhe une e vjedha dikun :D

Murgesha 26-05-07 18:15

Gajtė gjithė dimrit e dėshirojmė Diellin e nė verė mbajmė syze tė pėr tu mbrojt prej tij...

la_costa 13-06-07 17:49

[quote=rilinda]T'ia besosh fshehtėsinė gruas, ėshtė njėsoj si t'i fshehėsh tė hollat nėn xham.

p.s. edhe une e vjedha dikun :D[/quote]

interesante :D

vjeshta 14-06-07 03:35

Rri drejtė e fol shtrėmtė......


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