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emine 17-01-11 22:32

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[QUOTE=Hajra;2010390]hahahahahhahahahahah...shum te forta ken kto sigurisht i patem per nate te mire a?

NM[/QUOTE]jo jo edhe nja o



Nje burre po shikonte me dylbi nje grua duke bere dashuri. Aty prane kalon nje burre dhe i thote ketij burrit qe po shikonte:
- Cfare ben aty?
Ai i'a kthen:
- Une po shikoj dy veta duke bere dashuri.
Ky kalimtari i thote:
...- Nuk te vjen turp qe shikon ato? Ik ne shtepi dhe shiko gruan tende.
Ky qe po shikonte i thote:
- Ate po bej une!

emine 17-01-11 22:36

Titulli: Budallaqe - 3
 
[COLOR=#808080] [/COLOR]Nje dite Beni (nje nxenes i klases se trete fillore) e pyet mesuesen:
- A do te martohesh me mua?
Mesuesja* e zene ngushte nga kjo pyetje i pergjigjet:
- Mua nuk me pelqejne femijet.
- S'ka problem - i pergjigjet Beni - do te jemi te kujdesshem


naten e mire

turisti 17-01-11 22:39

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[QUOTE=emine;2010265]allahile qka po fryhesh*kishe veq ti ki bicikell e syza e kravaten:P
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[I]Ha? Mos deshte me thone se jam :biggrin: [B]une [/B]:biggrin:?? E jo*une zakonisht keshtu e shty bicikleten :[/I]
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[I]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 22:40

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[QUOTE=vjeshta;2010268]E paska te kuqe e po mendon qe e ka ferrarri !:biggrin:[/QUOTE]

[I]Ferari ka edhe te :biggrin:[B] sarit[/B] :biggrin:*por mos e ka te..............:biggrin:*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 22:41

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[QUOTE=emine;2010275][COLOR=#3b5998]O Turisti sa paske pi mer burr ? : Po jo mer se skam pi fare sot ... : Mir pra ku e ke bicikleten? :[B][I] Po vjen vet ne k[/I][/B]ome ..:P[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[I][B]Ani de*e cka eshte cudi ketu ...........:biggrin:*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/B][/I]

turisti 17-01-11 22:43

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[QUOTE=emine;2010289][URL="http://*****facebook*****/photo.php?op=1&view=global&subj=133648571338&pid=154181&id=100001760957827&oid=133648571338"][IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs027.snc6/165698_117379198330778_100001760957827_124824_430695_n.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]


[I]Kush te koka ky Italijan :biggrin: [B]golloguzi [/B]:biggrin: ??*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 22:46

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[QUOTE=emine;2010291][URL="http://*****facebook*****/photo.php?op=1&view=global&subj=133648571338&pid=154181&id=100001760957827&oid=133648571338"][IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs407.ash2/68508_1474953234501_1253793112_31009283_1758320_n.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

shok prej suhareke qe jetone ne holland haahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahh*cofaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/QUOTE]


[I]Hajt se ja ban :biggrin: [B]turisti[/B] :biggrin: nga nje burek :biggrin:[B] me gjize[/B] :biggrin:*qe ka me ju fishkellue stomaku.........*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 22:48

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[QUOTE=Diana007;2010293]Ahaahhhaahhah ku ku kush qenka ai maj se spo e njofkem se qenka shoki millos :biggrin:

Ps a po do pak bostan :biggrin:
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[I]Ev sa e mire kjo :biggrin:[B] bostan fontana[/B] *[B]hem ta ftof hem ta kana[/B] :biggrin:*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 22:52

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[QUOTE=emine;2010306][URL="http://*****facebook*****/photo.php?op=1&view=global&subj=133648571338&pid=154181&id=100001760957827&oid=133648571338"][IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs071.snc4/34893_1269732038130_1674731479_527223_1170865_n.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]


[I]Po cfare [B]FEJSBUKU [/B]cfare bakrraci a sjeni tuj pa se jane te nxane me :biggrin: [B]pacenzure [/B]:biggrin: - kqyrjav syte*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 22:56

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[QUOTE=emine;2010307]jaran kqyrja turistit misteret hahahhahahahh

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[I]Uh po :biggrin: [B]Herkulesk koka[/B] :biggrin:*mos eshte puntorja [B]nga puntorija leshatake[/B] te Uliksit ???*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 22:58

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[QUOTE=lovely;2010313]bima maqinen qe kosit barin te paqllaisi misteren e Turistit hahahahahahahahahahaa[/QUOTE]


[I]Bol e mire eshte*pse cka ka ?? Mos ja prekni :biggrin:[B] radijatorkat[/B] :biggrin:*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 23:00

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[QUOTE=emine;2010315]prit veq pak

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[I]A pak e ka :biggrin: [B]1 lepiske[/B] :biggrin: a ??*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 23:01

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[QUOTE=lovely;2010318]qka ke pa moj aty? hahahahahahahahahaa[/QUOTE]

[I][B]Karamel [/B]:biggrin:*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

turisti 17-01-11 23:05

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[QUOTE=emine;2010383]Erdhi Leonardo Di Caprio ne Shqiperi* e sa arriti ne portin e Durresit nje jevg i vjedh pashaporten. Pak me vone i erdhi radha jevgut te kontrollohej para se te hynte ne Shqiperi dhe policet i kerkojne pashaporten. Shikon pashaporten polici* shikon jevgun* shikon pashaporten* shikon jevgun. I habitur polici kthehet nga... shoku i tij dhe e pyet:
-[B][I] Ore* po ky Titaniku... Eshte mbytur apo eshte djegur?![/[/I][/B]QUOTE]


[I][B]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/B][/I]

turisti 17-01-11 23:07

Titulli: Budallaqe - 3
 
[QUOTE=emine;2010396]Nje dite Beni (nje nxenes i klases se trete fillore) e pyet mesuesen:
- A do te martohesh me mua?
Mesuesja* e zene ngushte nga kjo pyetje i pergjigjet:
- Mua nuk me pelqejne femijet.
- S'ka problem - i pergjigjet Beni - do te jemi te kujdesshem


[B][I]naten e mire[/I][/B][/QUOTE]


[I]Kujdes dhe ti :biggrin:........*hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/I]

[I]Gjume te embel shoqke.:biggrin:[/I]


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