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lovely 05-03-08 09:19

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[quote=uliksi31-jr.]Kish qen mire na te budallaqeve me pas nje dhome te vecant, mos me u perzi met mecmit. AZHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha[/quote]


jena bo shume qitash valla o uliks,, veq ma mire me i nda 2 nga 2... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

po e din ti......

allahile a ishe ardh ti?? ncncnc, po m doket po t shoh tu hi n dere t lokalit, i madh 2 metra njeri, azgan krejt ( 1 pule e nje viq me veti) , veq buza n gaz po m shkon:biggrin: ... kur po i shoh tani granimin tu nga e tu t hyp permi e n krah e n qaf, e t jes une e mrama, e t jes une pa ty tani....... tani hiq mo buza n gaz s po m shkon :frown:

tani po m doket bre krejt po m doket qe ti veq kur po i gjun ato femnat tjera (murgeshen, sykaltren, dianen, hallen e madhe, t martumen edhe selvijen) per toke kshtu a din, edhe po vjen kadale drejt e te une.. e une po rri n kam e po t pres ty deri t vish krejt ngat ...edhe po t thom; une jam Lovely yt!! Take me to heaven !!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah

qe krejt qashtu po e shoh,,, edhe tani po knaqum krejt po knaqum..e ato eks-at e tu veq po kqyrin, hala s jan qu pej toke ato hala qaty jan, qysh i ke gju ti.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

mentor* 05-03-08 09:21

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emu apom merrni.........

Cia-Ferizaj 05-03-08 09:25

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[quote=mentor*]emu apom merrni.........[/quote]

ty jo se ti po naj nguc qikat :biggrin:

lovely 05-03-08 09:27

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[quote=mentor*]emu apom merrni.........[/quote]


jo jo,,,nuk po na i nguc qikat po ti nuk je budalleee.......:biggrin:

Cia-Ferizaj 05-03-08 09:28

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[quote=lovely]jo jo,,,nuk po na i nguc qikat po ti nuk je budalleee.......:biggrin:[/quote]

oj lovelice .....kallzom a pot nguc kyfar mentori a

mentor* 05-03-08 09:32

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[quote=lovely]jo jo,,,nuk po na i nguc qikat [B]po ti nuk je budalleee.......[/B]:biggrin:[/quote]

nuk po jame bash i sigurt ahahhahahahahaha qysh thojn me kan rrish edhe bahesh ahahahhahahhahhahhahahahhahh

mentor* 05-03-08 09:34

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[quote=Cia-Ferizaj]ty jo se ti po naj nguc qikat :biggrin:[/quote]


se ti joooooo ti mazi se tane qy [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]

lovely 05-03-08 09:35

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[quote=mentor*]nuk po jame bash i sigurt ahahhahahahahaha qysh thojn me kan rrish edhe bahesh ahahahhahahhahhahhahahahhahh[/quote]


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


jaaaaaa, i paske la durt po m doket.... s d i kush po i ngreh krejt forumistat me u bo budalle kshtu se.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

garant Uliksi.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

o qka m ke shti me kesh o Mentor...Zoti t rujt ty prej t kqijave ( e t i lshofte t mirat) :biggrin:

Cia-Ferizaj 05-03-08 09:36

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[quote=mentor*]se ti joooooo ti mazi se tane qy [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/quote]

mentor ani de une sen sbona .......hahahaha
tu ka dok tye se une si nguci jo :smile:

lovely 05-03-08 09:36

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[quote=Cia-Ferizaj]oj lovelice .....kallzom a pot nguc kyfar mentori a[/quote]


rri ti qlire se hiq kerkush qefin s po ma prish.....

de t vjen edhe Mentori se i paska shit drut po get Ø
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah

lovely 05-03-08 09:37

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[quote=mentor*]se ti joooooo ti mazi se tane qy [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/quote]


jo jo nuk eshte krejt i zi ky... ka edhe ma t zi.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaha

Cia-Ferizaj 05-03-08 09:42

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mentor nime a don me ardh ti

mentor* 05-03-08 09:46

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[quote=Cia-Ferizaj]mentor nime a don me ardh ti[/quote]

po qysh jo more veq nuk pe di kur, ne cilen date


ti mos i merr alltijat anite

Cia-Ferizaj 05-03-08 09:47

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[quote=mentor*]po qysh jo more veq nuk pe di kur, ne cilen date


ti mos i merr alltijat anite[/quote]

skam qare pa i marr se shumica mi kan kesh alltijat e ju kallzoj une atyne qy

lovely 05-03-08 16:07

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[quote=Cia-Ferizaj]skam qare pa i marr se shumica mi kan kesh alltijat e ju kallzoj une atyne qy[/quote]


merri merri helbetno de t qillojne aty.....:biggrin: nashta duhet me vra nejkon (nej Mentor a nejkon) :biggrin:

Dardan Kastrati 05-03-08 16:10

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[quote=lovely]merri merri helbetno de t qillojne aty.....:biggrin: nashta duhet me vra nejkon (nej Mentor a nejkon) :biggrin:[/quote]
Hahahahaahahaha ishalla ste ka shkuar mendja per mua ahaahahahahahahaha

selvija 05-03-08 16:15

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[quote=turisti][/u]

[U]Ashtu mos hajde.:biggrin: [/U]
[/quote]Epo mos me ardh me shkon hiq..me jet zhig....edhe ma kana edhe smuj rri me ju....[URL="http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);"][IMG]http://www.qake1.com/images/smile/emo/taz.gif[/IMG][/URL]:biggrin:

lovely 05-03-08 17:13

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[quote=Dardan Kastrati]Hahahahaahahaha ishalla ste ka shkuar mendja per mua ahaahahahahahahaha[/quote]


tybeistikfa stekfurullah

ahahahahahahahahahaha

para i mshoj vetit se ty :biggrin:

lovely 05-03-08 17:14

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[quote=selvija]Epo mos me ardh me shkon hiq..me jet zhig....edhe ma kana edhe smuj rri me ju....[URL="http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);"][IMG]http://www.qake1.com/images/smile/emo/taz.gif[/IMG][/URL]:biggrin:[/quote]

mori ti munesh dy punt me i kry permenihere..s do me thane ose njanen ose tjetren......

[IMG]http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Jenn-Jenn-82/Bar%20May%2013%202006/PicturesfromAmbersCamera260.jpg[/IMG]

turisti 05-03-08 17:17

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[quote=lovely]jena bo shume qitash valla o uliks,, veq ma mire me i nda 2 nga 2... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

po e din ti......

allahile a ishe ardh ti?? ncncnc, po m doket po t shoh tu hi n dere t lokalit, i madh 2 metra njeri, azgan krejt ( 1 pule e nje viq me veti) , veq buza n gaz po m shkon:biggrin: ... kur po i shoh tani granimin tu nga e tu t hyp permi e n krah e n qaf, e t jes une e mrama, e t jes une pa ty tani....... tani hiq mo buza n gaz s po m shkon :frown:

tani po m doket bre krejt po m doket qe ti veq kur po i gjun ato femnat tjera (murgeshen, sykaltren, dianen, hallen e madhe, t martumen edhe selvijen) per toke kshtu a din, edhe po vjen kadale drejt e te une.. e une po rri n kam e po t pres ty deri t vish krejt ngat ...edhe po t thom; une jam Lovely yt!! [B][I][U][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]Take me to heaven[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/I][/B] !!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah

qe krejt qashtu po e shoh,,, edhe tani po knaqum krejt po knaqum..e ato eks-at e tu veq po kqyrin, hala s jan qu pej toke ato hala qaty jan, qysh i ke gju ti.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah[/quote]

Hajt bre se s'ka ardhe per ty por ja ka ndi eren :biggrin:[B][I] ēebapave[/I][/B] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

turisti 05-03-08 17:19

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[quote=selvija]Epo mos me ardh me shkon hiq..me jet zhig....[U]edhe ma kana edhe smuj rri me ju....[/U][URL="http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);"][IMG]http://www.qake1.com/images/smile/emo/taz.gif[/IMG][/URL][U]:biggrin:[/quote][/U]

[U]EM EM - nuk ka,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha.[/U]

turisti 05-03-08 17:23

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[quote=lovely]organizatori - CIA


pse a o pa kush personal nermejeveti a?? e kush kush?? :biggrin:

o e di qe s kan "bothe" kta me u zatet se tuten pej njani tjetrit, amo une veq llaf kam bo o turist..tybe une isha ardh edhe pse m kish shkru n balle pacenzurishtja, une isha ardh, nuk ma kish ni hiq....[U][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]edhe kisha pas shume qef me i zatetdo t ktuhit..[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U]se tybe shumica t mire jon .. qashtu po doken nihere e qka ka n ta tybe s di .. hahahahahaahahahahahah

[COLOR=red]fundi i fundit, qebaptore qebaptore...[/COLOR] hahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahah

knaqum QIFTE se qe sa tu i permen qitu
hahahahahahahahahahhaahha[/quote]

Valla,po e paramendoj :biggrin: skarazhiun :biggrin: tuj djersit dhe fetyren e tij te habitur ku tja porosis [B][I][SIZE=4]200 copa dhe 50 pleskavica[/SIZE][/I][/B] ,ka mi FRYE GRILLIT ( skares) deri n'sabah,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Tomori 05-03-08 17:33

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Selvije na mjaftojne keta LEK sa per sonte...
[IMG]http://bp2.blogger.com/_V7tlVHM0A8k/RxOC5a8EWDI/AAAAAAAAAG8/Y067XYio4LQ/s1600/500_leked.jpg[/IMG]


[IMG]http://bp2.blogger.com/_V7tlVHM0A8k/RxOC5a8EWBI/AAAAAAAAAGs/A8SmftR_pJc/s320/200_lek_dietro.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://bp2.blogger.com/_V7tlVHM0A8k/RxOE-a8EWFI/AAAAAAAAAHM/FMrzaLPQ9e4/s320/1000_lek.jpg[/IMG]

turisti 05-03-08 17:37

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[quote=Tomori]Selvije na mjaftojne keta LEK sa per sonte...
[IMG]http://bp2.blogger.com/_V7tlVHM0A8k/RxOC5a8EWDI/AAAAAAAAAG8/Y067XYio4LQ/s1600/500_leked.jpg[/IMG]


[IMG]http://bp2.blogger.com/_V7tlVHM0A8k/RxOC5a8EWBI/AAAAAAAAAGs/A8SmftR_pJc/s320/200_lek_dietro.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://bp2.blogger.com/_V7tlVHM0A8k/RxOE-a8EWFI/AAAAAAAAAHM/FMrzaLPQ9e4/s320/1000_lek.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

TOMORO, [B][I]mos i reklamo leket[/I][/B] :biggrin: [B][I][U],por PERKTHEI ne ĒEBAPA,[/U][/I][/B]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

lovely 05-03-08 21:12

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[quote=turisti]Valla,po e paramendoj :biggrin: skarazhiun :biggrin: tuj djersit dhe fetyren e tij te habitur ku tja porosis [B][I][SIZE=4]200 copa dhe 50 pleskavica[/SIZE][/I][/B] ,ka mi FRYE GRILLIT ( skares) deri n'sabah,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/quote]


po ti a veq per veti a per krejt budallte?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahah

Elina 05-03-08 21:15

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[SIZE=3]Kjo idea e qart,shume e smute vallahin,kush se kish pase :tongue: [/SIZE]

egi 05-03-08 21:21

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[quote=Elina][SIZE=3]Kjo idea e qart,shume e smute vallahin,kush se kish pase :tongue: [/SIZE][/quote]


masi po vijm ne prishtin..moj mundesh me na ndihmu ti..vijm me pi kafe ne shpi tone pa pare :tongue:

lovely 05-03-08 21:21

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[quote=Elina][SIZE=3]Kjo idea e qart,shume e smute vallahin,kush se kish pase :tongue: [/SIZE][/quote]


seriozisht Elina, a kishe ardh ti moj?? ncncncncncncnc ishum knaq valla .... :biggrin:

turisti 05-03-08 21:24

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[quote=egi]masi po vijm ne prishtin..moj mundesh me na ndihmu ti[COLOR=blue][B][I]..vijm me pi kafe ne [U][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]shpi tone pa pare[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U] :tongue:[/quote][/I][/B][/COLOR]
[B][I][COLOR=#0000ff][/COLOR][/I][/B]
[B][I][COLOR=#0000ff]Kqyre LOVELY - si lind :biggrin: problemi i pare :biggrin: -[COLOR=black] per kafe ,e ku jane ēebapat dhe aletet tjera ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha[/COLOR].[/COLOR][/I][/B]

Elina 05-03-08 21:26

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[quote=egi]masi po vijm ne prishtin..moj mundesh me na ndihmu ti..vijm me pi kafe ne shpi tone pa pare :tongue:[/quote]


[SIZE=3]Po moj pse jo,me gjith qef ju kisha sherby...:tongue: [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Lovely,ju te gjith me ardhe e me u mbledhe ne qytetin tim,e une mos me qene aty? mos e bir Zot...:biggrin: [/SIZE]

lovely 05-03-08 21:27

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[quote=turisti][/i][/b][/color]

[B][I][COLOR=#0000ff]Kqyre LOVELY - si lind :biggrin: problemi i pare :biggrin: -[COLOR=black] per kafe ,e ku jane ēebapat dhe aletet tjera ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha[/COLOR].[/COLOR][/I][/B][/quote]


o kjo EGI nuk e din qe na kem aty krejt qka mundet me deshiru njeri...

se fale Murgeshes qe na e kan dhane [COLOR=blue][B]karten e bankes[/B][/COLOR], tonat i kena bo....[COLOR=blue][B]mos mendo per pare oj EGI........[/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue][/COLOR]
turist, qysh t kam sonte allahile??? s po m pritet me t pa veres bre kysmet ne kete feste.. a me jep nje dance??????? :smile:

lovely 05-03-08 21:28

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[quote=Elina][SIZE=3]Po moj pse jo,me gjith qef ju kisha sherby...:tongue: [/SIZE]


[SIZE=3]Lovely,ju te gjith me ardhe e me u mbledhe ne qytetin tim,e une mos me qene aty? mos e bir Zot...:biggrin: [/SIZE][/quote]



nuk eshte moj veq i jyti.. une s kam thane kot [COLOR=red][B]ne Prishtine..............:smile: [/B][/COLOR]
[B][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/B]
[B][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/B]
[B][COLOR=black]shqyqyr qe te koke aty....[/COLOR][/B]

turisti 05-03-08 21:31

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[quote=lovely]o kjo EGI nuk e din qe na kem aty krejt qka mundet me deshiru njeri...

se fale Murgeshes qe na e kan dhane [COLOR=blue][B]karten e bankes[/B][/COLOR], tonat i kena bo....[COLOR=blue][B]mos mendo per pare oj EGI........[/B][/COLOR]

turist, qysh t kam sonte allahile??? s po m pritet me t pa veres bre kysmet ne kete feste.. [COLOR=red]a me jep nje dance[/COLOR]??????? :smile:[/quote]

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,ti jap :biggrin: [B][I][U][COLOR=red]100[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B] :biggrin: >>>>>>[B][I][U][SIZE=2][COLOR=red] ēebape - nese vij = nuk besoj ne kete takim siq kan qene edhe tjeret.........[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/I][/B],hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

selvija 05-03-08 21:35

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[quote=turisti][/u]

[U]EM EM - nuk ka,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha.[/U][/quote]Kuku lovely ma shtove apetitin hmmmm,,,,,qysh po ma din dhimten se uhaaa,,[URL="javascript:void(0);"][IMG]http://www.qake1.com/images/smile/emo/em0100.gif[/IMG][/URL]

turist pa bo EM EM nuk qet ne drit gjam ka me shku pasha tu nese zantetim as ti nuk besoj se len let ate pune...po me doket po ti shof [COLOR=blue]qerapat[/COLOR] si te pipit...[URL="javascript:void(0);"][IMG]http://www.qake1.com/images/smile/emo/punk.gif[/IMG][/URL]

Elina 05-03-08 21:36

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[SIZE=3]A po e caktoni daten,se mos nuk po qelloj kendej ?!:tongue: [/SIZE]

turisti 05-03-08 21:37

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[quote=selvija]Kuku lovely ma shtove apetitin hmmmm,,,,,qysh po ma din dhimten se uhaaa,,[URL="http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);"][IMG]http://www.qake1.com/images/smile/emo/em0100.gif[/IMG][/URL]

turist pa bo EM EM nuk qet ne drit gjam ka me shku pasha tu nese zantetim as ti nuk besoj se len let ate pune...[U][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]po me doket po ti shof qerapat si te pipit[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U]...[URL="http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);"][IMG]http://www.qake1.com/images/smile/emo/punk.gif[/IMG][/URL][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Oj SELVIJE sa shume kum qeshe me kete postimin tende,po ti je trullue aq shume ,thuaj se NESER PO NISEMI>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[B][I][U][COLOR=red]A po mi she OPINGAT e RAFETIT ?????[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

lovely 05-03-08 21:40

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[quote=turisti]Hajt bre se s'ka ardhe per ty por ja ka ndi eren :biggrin:[B][I] ēebapave[/I][/B] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/quote]


joh joh turist aga.... edhe per mu ka ardhe pak....

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lovely 05-03-08 21:41

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[quote=turisti][/u]

[U]EM EM - nuk ka,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha.[/U][/quote]


jo em em, po ham ham.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

selvija 05-03-08 21:44

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[quote=turisti]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Oj SELVIJE sa shume kum qeshe me kete postimin tende,po ti je trullue aq shume ,thuaj se NESER PO NISEMI>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[B][I][U][COLOR=red]A po mi she OPINGAT e RAFETIT ?????[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/quote]Po thue qe ndrron hana aa,,,spo di valla bre turist jam bo per nje falltore te forte,,,udha ne shkall me ka hup asfallt po ma qet ahahahahha...

po opingat edhe tu paskan bo me maj bile ,zaher po ju jap VIAGRA fikkk perpejt tu paskan qy....ahahahah pse a te rafetiti ke marr a hiq mos ja kthe ejan ne manifestim me to dal me pas pacjente me te forta hahhahah...[URL="javascript:void(0);"][IMG]http://www.qake1.com/images/smile/emo/arabia.gif[/IMG][/URL]

egi 05-03-08 21:47

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Aaaah problemin e pareve e keni kry a...ja une bash u gezove qe e kisha pa qysh e man elina banesen :tongue:


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