Kalkulatori i vdekjes
 

Rreth tri vite me pare pata sjell ketu kalkulatorin e dashurise.
Tash vitet po shkojne dhe mendova t'ju sjell kalkulatorin e vdekjes.
Provojeni vec mos u tutni.

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BMI eshte Body Mass Index dhe per caktohet me kete formule:

[URL="http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm"]http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm[/URL]

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[FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]27 nëntor 20035[/SIZE][/FONT]



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une pasna me rrnu 91 vjet.... ni gajle ma hjeku, ehhh..... :P:P:D

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Me te mir koh paskem em dek hajt Zotin na rujt, e qka nisa mu merizt bre :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :biggrin:


[B][FONT=MS Sans Serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]Sunday, November 13, 2022 [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][B]Seconds left to live...[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[CENTER][COLOR=black]442,774,923[/COLOR][/CENTER]
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[B][FONT=MS Sans Serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ffffff][COLOR=black]Saturday, August 9, 2036[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B]




Paskam kohë njëherë. [IMG]http://dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]

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[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black] [B]Saturday, February 10, 2057 [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Black]


S`po di a me u gezu a jo?
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[SIZE=7]Sunday,July,14,2041[/SIZE]

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Boll pasan me jetue hahahahhahah

[B]Wednesday, October 10, 2063 [/B]

[B]P.s e bona une per BABIN tem em dul qe en 2008 veq ka vdek....hahhahahaha[/B]
[B]Tash em ka shti me dyshu hahahahhahahah[/B]

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A nuk pate pune me te mençur ti qe ke pru kete alamet ketu a, askujt s'kan me i dal ato data ne ato vite krejt kan me vdek me heret ,mos u frigoni se po rrej ,jua ke shti ethet ne bark shuj shyqyr qe se dim ,t'ish kon me ndrru viti i vdekjes ashtu si kam deshir une e kisha kqyr shpesh ,kur s'jam per jeten mem dal qe kam me jetu gjat cka te bej tani ,ose kur jam per me jetu gjat mem dal qe gati me erdhi vdekja cka te bej ,kshtu me mire mos ta di, edhe pse e kqyra 3 november eshte ne kete vit pshtova shkoj kjo date hahaha kogja larg mka than se kam besu thojsha jam ba llam u plaka krejt po jo e fort isha hahaha mos me besoni se une rrej kaniher tuj kesh, nese eshte kjo e vertet edhe mem pyet sa kishe jetu kisha thene kaq sa me doli ketu .

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Mu me tha keshtu: [B]I am sorry, but your time has expired! Have a nice day.:biggrin:[/B] Demek moti kame vdek.:biggrin:

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[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ffffff][B]Your Personal Day of Death is... [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][IMG]http://www.deathclock.com/images/rip_bottom.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=4] [B]Thursday, April 13, 2045 [/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=3] [B]Seconds left to live...[/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
[/COLOR][FONT=arial, verdana][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][CENTER]1,149,166,477


[SIZE=1]me shume nuk due...ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/SIZE][/CENTER]
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21.12.2012 :s

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[quote=Obama]21.12.2012 :s[/quote]


...jo ishalla!

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[quote=uliksi31-jr.]Mu me tha keshtu: [B]I am sorry, but your time has expired! Have a nice day.:biggrin:[/B] Demek moti kame vdek.:biggrin:[/quote]

..as tek une s'po ban, mua me tha keshtu; Me vjen keq, ju i takoni shekullit te kaluar:biggrin:

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[quote=halla e madhe]..as tek une s'po ban, mua me tha keshtu; Me vjen keq, ju i takoni shekullit te kaluar:biggrin:[/quote]

A mos kemi lind gabim une dhe ti Halle. :biggrin:

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A ju dy qenkeni qe i keni ik hoxhes prej tabutit ??:rolleyes: :biggrin:


Ps: a ban me ja kalkulu tjeterkujt ?:redface:

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[quote=uliksi31-jr.]A mos kemi lind gabim une dhe ti Halle. :biggrin:[/quote] Ju qenkeni taborrit tim, sepse edhe mua ashtu më ka dalë :biggrin: :biggrin:

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Une me Xhebrailin veq shqip du me bisedu perndryshe nuk ka hiq cka ia msyne te une!

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2063 ...:confused:

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16 Prill 2051 buuhh

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10 tetor 2082

boll pasna me jute bile shum 96 vjet .............hehhe

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[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black]Wednesday, May 7, 2064 [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

mjafton deri ketu, :P

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Mire e paskam punen...Si duket dashkam me i g'ja babgjyshit se edhe ai 100 e firifiuu i ka...:biggrin: :biggrin:
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[COLOR=darkgreen][B][FONT=MS Sans Serif][SIZE=4]Friday, January 5, 2052 [/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
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[quote=Urata][FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ffffff][B]Your Personal Day of Death is... [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][IMG]http://www.deathclock.com/images/rip_bottom.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=4] [B]Thursday, April 13, 2045 [/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana][SIZE=3][B]Seconds left to live...[/B][/SIZE][/FONT]

[/COLOR][FONT=arial, verdana][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][CENTER]1,149,166,477


[SIZE=1]me shume nuk due...ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/SIZE]
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hahahahha ke3 mi lyp edhe nja 10 copa kuku hej oj ti a qekaq e vjeter je a.... ncncncn pash zoten 75- je hahaha

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[quote=Dallandyshja_718]Mire e paskam punen...Si duket dashkam me i g'ja babgjyshit se edhe ai 100 e firifiuu i ka...:biggrin: :biggrin:

[COLOR=darkgreen][B][FONT=MS Sans Serif][SIZE=4]Friday, January 5, 2052 [/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
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dallendyshja nje gjenerat me mu qenke pernje dite e paskemi vorrimin haj kuku

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[quote=shfletuesi_]hahahahha ke3 mi lyp edhe nja 10 copa kuku hej oj ti a qekaq e vjeter je a.... ncncncn pash zoten 75- je hahaha[/quote]


[B][I]...shume e re kisha me vdeke![/I][/B]

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hina me kqyre athu ka ndryshu najsend a kam me deken qysh thote kumputeri,pak kokan kam majte ymyte ma shume,po qe me te shkrume tana
:tongue: mos haroni qit dit me qel t pamen qiknejna



Your Personal Day of Death is...

Monday, October 21, 2052
Seconds left to live...
1,291,623,841

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