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taralushi 06-10-03 11:56

Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
njeri serioz------ bajagi insan

Analfabet---------------------derdimen legen

bllok shenimesh--------------hesap defter

Celular------------------------muhabet hava (lol)

CD-----------------------------aheng tepsi

CD Rom-----------------------hesap tepsi

Doganier----------------------Shejtan hesap

Disko--------------------------Gjullurdi bodrum

Frigorifer----------------------Kallkan dollap

film erotik---------------------sevda sehir

Gjarper------------------------Llahtar ushkur

Letėrnjoftim(Pasaportė)-----Surrat tapi

Lavatriēe----------------------Gjullurdi kazan

Kondom-----------------------shyqyr llastik

mbremje festive-------------aksham aheng

Mėsues------------------------Llafazan hajvan (lol)

Menu--------------------------defter aksham pilaf sallam

Nxėnes------------------------Medrese qyqar

Plazh--------------------------Maskarallek dynja (hihihh)

Profesor----------------------Medrese dilinxhi

penallti-----------------------serbez hyxhym

Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni-----bytyn dynja hyxhym milet

rroba banjo------------------jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)

Rrobalarėse------------------Bulldum kazan

Radio-------------------------Aheng dallap

Regjister notash-------------Menxyre defter

Raki---------------------------U deme shyqyr

shesh lufte-------------------kasaphane mejdan

sherbim 24-oresh-----------24-sahat hyzmet

Shtėpi publike---------------Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet

TV----------------------------Kallaballak sehir

Tubim(Miting)---------------Gjullurdi milet

Telefon-----------------------Muhabet gajtan

tregti mallrash te vjedhura--arnaut pazar

Veterinar---------------------hajvan doktor (lol)

Varrezat----------------------parking rahmetli (lol)

budall ----------------- sagllam ahmak

katunar --------------- insan byrek

pite me mish --------- Dönner ül kebab

kartes kthyse ----------"pishman karte

penaltis-----------------hazer hygjym (lol)

shqiponja - turbo bylbyl (hahahahhaah)

Sekretaria telefonike----------hazer xhevap

Kopshti zoologjik--------------hajvan bashqe

Kupa Botrore------------------gjygym dynja

Roboti--------------------------teneqe insan

forum---------------Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan

Autostrad-------------Hyxhym xhade

Telefoni - dert kabell

Aeroplani - hava sefa

kondom: shyqyr laztik

penalti: hyqym zerbes

Demostrata =kallaballyk fesat

Kondomi = lezet llastik

Rrollerblade-s = taksirat nallone

trangulli = jeshil dajak

Dr.Rugova = dyr insan

A.Demaci = jyrysh insan

Truproje-------Azgan dajak

Impotenca-----Saber selamet, se devri qamet

Printer----------hazer defter

Masturbimi-----me demek lezet

Tabuti = xhenet Taxi (lol)

vetesherbimi = filhall vet hyzmet

Bush = tollusum sherif

Sharon = arkash Hitlerin

Tian-Pin= azgan vietnam-pasha

Saddam=gjynah vezir

Sanak ----- Taxi gjehnet

ZOO ----- Hajvan bashqe

Fucker ----- Uruspuk Insan

Agrigatit -------- koftor zahmet

Vorrit -------- xhehnet sefa

Sanakit t'vorrit -------- taxi xhehnet

Taxit -------- jallah-shofer

doni 09-10-03 00:35

ahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaah ahahhaahah
 
ahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahhaahahahaha taralushi diqa tu kesh bre ahahahahaha m'falni qe kam shku kaq gjat veq besomi qe nje or jom tu kesh e tu mos mujt me shkrua

zeshkani_xxl 12-01-04 17:18

ncncncnc
 
ahahahahahahahhaiiiiiiigagagagaggagaggeeehiihihihihihihihihih ej u mytem tuj kesh aaaa......

Visi 03-02-04 18:50

Bravo
 
Bravo be taralush se na kalle hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahhahhahahahhah

caki 22-03-04 18:52

Te lumt se ja ke qillu krejt brit jan ka me dhambin tu qesh... :P :P :P :P :P :P

Laura 23-03-04 09:18

a e ka pa dikus plesevalin qituu? a ka mundsi mem tlegu.



PLMESEVAL KU TKAM SPILT? TE PUFI...


laula yte..

anna 26-03-04 13:18

o taralush qka dmth lezet alet a :wink: :wink: :wink:

Boss 18-04-04 16:41

Taralush ki harru edhe diqka...

Bilet kthyse---Pishman bilet

Nevojtorja---Berbat kolib

Cooler----Gazuz insan

Kuller -----Takllaxhyn shmeker

Lopa qe mjelet----Bilmet qeshme

GEZIM AVDIJA 14-07-04 00:04

fjalor shqip / turqisht
 
te lumt se na ki myte se qeshuri

lazdranja 31-08-04 12:33

AHHAHAAHH
 
BRAVO TE PE RGEZOJ PER IDET TUA AHAHHAHAAHAHHA VERTET KJO ME BEN TE

Tomori 02-09-04 14:20

[quote=anna]o taralush qka dmth lezet alet a :wink: :wink: :wink:[/quote]

[b]heheejjjjj Anna moj Anna qfar din ty qfar dyn ti ...lezet alet a hehehe[/b]

Engjellushja 03-09-04 15:36

[size=6]Taralush edhe une e di ni Vic...... ndegjo:

TARALUSH OOOOOO TARALUSH
ME KTO VICA TI MOS NA NGUC
MOS NA NGUC SE HJEKIM KEQ
KA VDEK NJANI DUKE QESH
DUKE QESH I KA RRA T“FIKT
TASH UNE TYE TA KAM PIK !!!!
TA KAM PIK E PERFUNDU
NJE VIC te-"04-tes UN TA KAM LSHU
TA KAM LESHU E TA KAM BER IRRI
T DALT NATEN TY VAMPIRI :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Taralush mos m keqkupto, deshta vetem ta habiti pakes pubikun se ken tu t“hyp mbi qafe, e u tuta mos pot behet teper rend eh po rrezohesh kapahiri :lol: :wink:

p.s; nese mendon .........pse po ta mbaj Qirin: Duhet se jemi t gjith moter dhe vllazni (" deri diku") po une jam Engjellush kjo vlen tek une :lol: :lol:

Tung t pershendes [/size]

nitushe 13-09-04 10:17

hahahahaahhaahha shume t'mira

Loloku 13-09-04 11:59

[quote=Laura]a e ka pa dikus plesevalin qituu? a ka mundsi mem tlegu.



PLMESEVAL KU TKAM SPILT? TE PUFI...


laula yte..[/quote]

Po Laula e ka pa nje pleseval
Buza shkrum ju kish kalle
per me fik ish ra nbunar
Ka thene vi, po hala s'ka ardhe!

Tomori 05-06-05 21:40

Re: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[quote=taralushi]njeri serioz------ bajagi insan

Analfabet---------------------derdimen legen

bllok shenimesh--------------hesap defter

Celular------------------------muhabet hava (lol)

CD-----------------------------aheng tepsi

CD Rom-----------------------hesap tepsi

Doganier----------------------Shejtan hesap

Disko--------------------------Gjullurdi bodrum

Frigorifer----------------------Kallkan dollap

film erotik---------------------sevda sehir

Gjarper------------------------Llahtar ushkur

Letėrnjoftim(Pasaportė)-----Surrat tapi

Lavatriēe----------------------Gjullurdi kazan

Kondom-----------------------shyqyr llastik

mbremje festive-------------aksham aheng

Mėsues------------------------Llafazan hajvan (lol)

Menu--------------------------defter aksham pilaf sallam

Nxėnes------------------------Medrese qyqar

Plazh--------------------------Maskarallek dynja (hihihh)

Profesor----------------------Medrese dilinxhi

penallti-----------------------serbez hyxhym

Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni-----bytyn dynja hyxhym milet

rroba banjo------------------jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)

Rrobalarėse------------------Bulldum kazan

Radio-------------------------Aheng dallap

Regjister notash-------------Menxyre defter

Raki---------------------------U deme shyqyr

shesh lufte-------------------kasaphane mejdan

sherbim 24-oresh-----------24-sahat hyzmet

Shtėpi publike---------------Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet

TV----------------------------Kallaballak sehir

Tubim(Miting)---------------Gjullurdi milet

Telefon-----------------------Muhabet gajtan

tregti mallrash te vjedhura--arnaut pazar

Veterinar---------------------hajvan doktor (lol)

Varrezat----------------------parking rahmetli (lol)

budall ----------------- sagllam ahmak

katunar --------------- insan byrek

pite me mish --------- Dönner ül kebab

kartes kthyse ----------"pishman karte

penaltis-----------------hazer hygjym (lol)

shqiponja - turbo bylbyl (hahahahhaah)

Sekretaria telefonike----------hazer xhevap

Kopshti zoologjik--------------hajvan bashqe

Kupa Botrore------------------gjygym dynja

Roboti--------------------------teneqe insan

forum---------------Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan

Autostrad-------------Hyxhym xhade

Telefoni - dert kabell

Aeroplani - hava sefa

kondom: shyqyr laztik

penalti: hyqym zerbes

Demostrata =kallaballyk fesat

Kondomi = lezet llastik

Rrollerblade-s = taksirat nallone

trangulli = jeshil dajak

Dr.Rugova = dyr insan

A.Demaci = jyrysh insan

Truproje-------Azgan dajak

Impotenca-----Saber selamet, se devri qamet

Printer----------hazer defter

Masturbimi-----me demek lezet

Tabuti = xhenet Taxi (lol)

vetesherbimi = filhall vet hyzmet

Bush = tollusum sherif

Sharon = arkash Hitlerin

Tian-Pin= azgan vietnam-pasha

Saddam=gjynah vezir

Sanak ----- Taxi gjehnet

ZOO ----- Hajvan bashqe

Fucker ----- Uruspuk Insan

Agrigatit -------- koftor zahmet

Vorrit -------- xhehnet sefa

Sanakit t'vorrit -------- taxi xhehnet

Taxit -------- jallah-shofer[/quote]

1. Forumi Shqiptar -> Arnaut Llfazan Mejdan.

2. Impotenca -> Saber selamet, se devri qamet.

3. Pasaporta -> Tefter per ryshfet.

4. Disko -> Gjullurdi bodrum.

5. Rrobalares -> Bulldum kazan.

6. Radio -> Aheng dallap.

7. Raki -> U deme shyqyr.

8. Doganier -> Shejtan Hesap.

9. Celular -> muhabet hava.

10. Penallti -> Serbez hyxhym.

11. Prezervativ -> Shyqyr LLastik

12. Frigorifer -> Kallkan Dollap

13. Televizor -> Sehir Dollap

14. Diarrhea -> Mender siklet

15. Makina qepse -> Tersellem babushk

16. Robokopi -> Teneqe xhandar

17. Sutjena -> Cica rehatllik

18. Pasaporta -> Surrat tapi

19. Shtepi publike -> Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet

20. Sherbim 24-oresh -> 24-sahat yzmet

21. Vetevrasje -> penxhere "bulldum"

22. Fushe futbolli amerikan -> sakat bahce

23. Pista e Formula 1 -> teftik sokak

23. Michael Schumacher -> shejtan yrysh sokak

24. Viagra -> shyqyr kalem

25. Impotent -> jazek kalem

26. Rremuje -> tepsi gjullurdi

27. Lajme -> hair haber

28. Dasma -> gullurdi qefli

29. Orgji -> Kallaballėk lezet

30. Seks oral -> Poēkallari bereqet

31. Pasaportė -> Kurbet defter

32. President -> Kolltuk pasha

33. Teleskop -> Sehir hava

34. Emigrant -> Sikter milet

35. Dhembje koke -> Tepelek siklet

36. Ndihmė ekonomike -> Fukarallėk sevap

37. Autostradė -> Hyxhym xhade

38. Shqiponja -> Turbo bylbyl

39. Demostrata -> Kallaballėk gjullurdi

40. Eklips i diellit –> Biēim aksham

41. Zezak -> Katran milet

42. Fundi i botes -> Dynja qamet

43. Boksier -> Dajak usta

44. Grataēielė -> Xhamllėk kala

45. Bankier -> Dallaver qatip

46. Gay -> Biēim hanėm

47. Kompjuter -> Qerrata dollap

48. Kallashnikov -> Batėrdi dyfek

49. Impotencė -> Qejf meazallah

50. Altoparlant -> Muhabet oturak

51. Rrojtore -> Mustak hata

52. Karate kid -> Pehlivan evlat

53. Trimėritė e Herkulit -> Tangėrllėqet e Hekuranit

54. Ekspert i huaj nė fushėn ekonomike -> Jabanxhi usta hesap mejdan

55. Marrėveshje paqeje -> Rehat ujdi

56. Psikiatėr -> Budallallėk heqim

57. Pediatėr -> Mistrec heqim

58. Kinema -> Kallaballek sehir

59. Seks -> Qejf marshallah

60. Dėshirė seksuale -> Qejf ishallah

61. Lajmet e mbrėmjes -> Aksham haber

62. Gazetė -> Maskarallėk qitap

63. Burg -> Edepsėz xhehnem

64. Qeveri -> Edepsėz xhehnet

65. Film porno -> maskarallėk sehir

66. Trangull -> Jeshil dajak

67. Aeroplan -> Bin Laden Hava

68. Cigare -> katran duhan

69. Printer -> Hazėr defter

70. Sekretaria telefonike -> Hazėr xhevap

71. Gjarpėr -> Llahtar ushkur

72. Doganier -> Shejtan hesap

73. Diskotekė -> Gjullurdi bodrum

74. Regjistėr notash -> Mynxyrė defter

75. Nxėnės -> Medrese qyqar

76. Plazh -> Maskarallėk dynja

77. Mbrėmje festive -> Aksham aheng

78. Celular -> Muhabet hava

79. Lavatriēe -> Gjullurdi kazan

80. Shirit manjetofoni -> Aheng ushkur

81. Proletarė tė gjitha vendeve bashkohuni -> Bytyn dynja, hyxhym milet

82. Bllok shėnimesh -> Hesap defter

83. Amnisti –> Satėr pishman

84. Frigorifer -> Kallkan dollap

85. Profesor -> Medrese delenxhi

86. No comment -> Hiē muhabet

87. Intrigė e dashuri -> Sherr & sevda

88. CD -> Aheng tepsi

89. Prezervativ -> Shyqyr llastik

90. Penallti -> Serbes yxhym

91. Mashkull qė bėn zhvishet ne publik -> Jazėk efendi

92. Film erotik -> Sevda sehir

93. Rroba banjo -> Lemeri benevrek

94. Ftesė pėr darkė -> Qyl pilaf

95. Tregti mallrash tė vjedhura -> Arnaut pazar

96. Grek -> Jazėk milet

97. Italian -> Gallatė milet

98. Serb -> Kopuk milet

99. Amerikan –> Gjullurdi milet

100. Veteriner -> Hajvan heqim

101. Spirancė -> Bulldum ēengel

102.Shesh lufte -> Kasaphanė mejdan

103. Shqipėria nė periudhė tranzicioni -> Ēorap vatan

104. Titanik -> Qamet vaporr

105. Shqiptar = Arnaut

modestja 26-06-05 01:54

Taralush and Tomor

okadar cok kelime yazmissiniz,bare turkce anliyormusunuz?
Ama hakkat cok guzel gercekten guzel....aferim size

anladiniz mi?

Tomori 12-08-05 14:56

[quote=modestja]Taralush and Tomor

okadar cok kelime yazmissiniz,bare turkce anliyormusunuz?
Ama hakkat cok guzel gercekten guzel....aferim size

anladiniz mi?[/quote]

[b]evet gyzelem benim xhanem benim anladem sevgilim cok gyzel parca isen sen hajatem benim!

-Modeste a ja kam qelluar pak se vec ja kam fut cashtu...hahhaha [/b]:lol:

Xhino 30-08-05 19:22

hahahaha 8)

sherri 10-09-05 01:30

Ndoshta kto fjal jan thane, po ne dialektin e turqise se lindjes ju thojn edhe keshtu:
Shtepi publike...........Rezil Japi
prostituta...................xhymryk gjyvene
impotent.....................sunqin(e kan barbarizem nga kinezishtja)
potent...........................qinqin(gjithashtu)
Kukulla..........................hanem guma
Roboti.........................insan teneqe
Xharrahit....................katil berber
................................................

lovely 19-11-08 09:35

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
aeroplanit qysh po i thojne bre? :biggrin:

GURI SYLAJ 19-11-08 09:46

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
Taksirat-Hava

vjeshta 19-11-08 13:52

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
Vdekjes -dakiki i lig ....:biggrin:

turisti 19-11-08 13:56

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
E [B][I][SIZE=2]- budallaqeve-[/SIZE][/I][/B] ????????

lovely 19-11-08 14:02

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[quote=turisti]E [B][I][SIZE=2]- budallaqeve-[/SIZE][/I][/B] ????????[/quote]


budallaq-lleri :biggrin: :biggrin:

turisti 19-11-08 14:03

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[quote=lovely][B][I][COLOR=red]budallaq-lleri[/COLOR][/I][/B] :biggrin: :biggrin:[/quote]

Aha,flm,flm,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.

Dallandyshja_718 19-11-08 14:07

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[quote=lovely]aeroplanit qysh po i thojne bre? :biggrin:[/quote]

hava sefa...:biggrin:

premium 19-11-08 14:09

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
Ja ujdiset fjalėt ha ha ha...
budallaqeve e thuajn Zėr deli ***

premium 19-11-08 14:11

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[QUOTE=Dallandyshja_718]hava sefa...:biggrin:[/QUOTE]
Uēak ( me alfab. vjetėr tajare) :-)

vjeshta 19-11-08 14:12

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[quote=turisti]E [B][I][SIZE=2]- budallaqeve-[/SIZE][/I][/B] ????????[/quote]


Taze muhabet.......:biggrin:

premium 19-11-08 14:26

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[QUOTE=vjeshta]Taze muhabet.......:biggrin:[/QUOTE]
Po,, magarices si thuajnė???

vjeshta 19-11-08 14:37

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[quote=premium]Po,, magarices si thuajnė???[/quote]

S`kishin magarica ,vetem magarė !

Trina_1 19-11-08 14:48

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[quote=vjeshta]S`kishin magarica ,vetem magarė ![/quote]

:biggrin: ...:biggrin: ....:biggrin:

premium 20-11-08 09:00

Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[QUOTE=vjeshta]S`kishin magarica ,vetem magarė ![/QUOTE]
Hahaha,, , me dy apo katėr kėmb...:)
magarices i thuajn... eshek hanėm!!!

LaCoStA 20-09-12 21:07

Fjalori shqip-turqisht
 
Nuk e di nese kjo teme egziston, por une nuk e pash. Megjithate, nese eshte najkun, munde ta zhvendosni postimin tim atje apo ta fshini krejt.


Bllok shenimesh - hesap defter
Telefon - Muhabet gajtan
Celular - muhabet hava
Sekretaria telefonike - hazer xhevap
Disko - Gjullurdi bodrum
Lavatrice - Gjullurdi kazan
Kondom - shyqyr llastik (sagllam llastik)
Mbremje festive - aksham aheng
Mesues - Llafazan hajvan
Menu - defter aksham pilaf sallam
Nxenes - Medrese qyqar
Plazh - Maskarallek dynja
Profesor - Medrese delenxhi
Penallti - serbez hyxhym
Sherbim 24-oresh - 24-sahat hyzmet
Shtepi publike - Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
Varrezat - parking rahmetli
Forumi - Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni - bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
Rrobalarese - Bulldum kazan
Regjister notash - Menxyre defter
Shesh lufte - kasaphane mejdan
TV - Kallaballak sehir
Tubim(Miting) - Gjullurdi milet
Tregti mallrash te vjedhura - arnaut pazar
Veterinar - hajvan doktor
Budall - sagllam ahmak
Katunar - insan byrek
Kopshti zoologjik - hajvan bashqe
Kupa Botrore - gjygym dynja
Roboti - teneqe insan
Bilete kthyese - pishman bilet
Autostrada - Hyxhym xhade
Analfabet - derdimen legen
CD - aheng tepsi
CD Rom - hesap tepsi
Disko -Gjullurdi bodrum
Frigorifer - Kallkan dollap
Film erotik - sevda sehir
Gjarper - Llahtar ushkur
Plazh - maskarallek dynja
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni - bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
Rroba banjo - jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)
Radio - Aheng dallap
Shesh lufte - kasaphane mejdan
Truproja - Azgan dajak
Impotenca - Saber selamet, se devri qamet
Printer - hazer defter
Vetesherbimi - filhall vet hyzmet
Kufiri - megje me tela
Cooller - Gazuz insane
Bush - tollusum sherif
Sharon - arkash Hitlerin
Tian-Pin - azgan vietnam-pasha
Saddam Hussein - gjynah vezir
Taxi - jallah-shofer

Neferta 20-09-12 21:42

Titulli: Fjalori shqip-turqisht
 
Ministrite -hükümet hırsızlar

Guri i madh 21-09-12 14:10

Titulli: Fjalori shqip-turqisht
 
e pske harrue TELEVIZORIN ,i thojn, Rezil kuti



profesorit te matematikes i thojn HESAP DASKALL

vjeshta 21-09-12 16:53

Titulli: Fjalori shqip-turqisht
 
[url]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/showthread.php?t=12572[/url]

schütze 21-05-13 17:25

AW: Titulli: Fjalor Shqip-Turqishte
 
[QUOTE=lovely;1523646]aeroplanit qysh po i thojne bre? :biggrin:[/QUOTE]
lezet hava hahahahaha


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