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Kaltrushi 10-02-05 10:56

Krahasime
 
[b]
Ketu mund te shkruani gjdo gje qe krahasohet apo diqka e ngjajshme sikur kjo gjeografi.[/b]

[color=blue]Gjeografia e femres

duke filluar nga mosha 18 vjeqare
Mes 18 dhe 20 vjet femra eshtre si Afrika : e eger
bukuri natyrore me shume pjese misterioze dhe te pa vizituara.

Mes 21 dhe 30 vjet femra eshte si Amerika : e zhvilluar dhe qendron
e hapur e sidomos per te pasurit.

Mes 31 dhe 35 vjet femra eshte si India : sensuele, e qete dhe
me plotebesim ne bukurine e vete.

Mes 36 dhe 40 vjet femra eshte si Franca : e shijshme , e pjekur
dhe
mbetet nje pjese qe vizitohet me kenaqesi.

Mes 41 dhe 50 vjet femra eshte si Jugoslavia : lufta eshte e humbur
demet e te kaluares kane lane gjurme te thella ,
me fjale te tjera meremetime te medhaja jane te nevojshme.

Mes 51 dhe 60 vjet femra eshte si Rusia : e shkatruar dhe
e pa kontrolluar, vizitoret e lejne anash.

Mes 61 dhe 70 vjet femra eshte si Mongolia : me te kaluar te pasur
dhe fitore shume te medhaja por pa ardhmeri.

Mbas 70 vjet femra eshte si Afganistani : c`do kush e din ku eshte,
por askush nuk e viziton.


Keshtu eshte femra ne baza gjeografike [/color]

turisti 10-02-05 12:21

Re: Krahasime
 
[quote=Kaltrushi][b]
Ketu mund te shkruani gjdo gje qe krahasohet apo diqka e ngjajshme sikur kjo gjeografi.[/b]

[color=blue]Gjeografia e femres

duke filluar nga mosha 18 vjeqare
Mes 18 dhe 20 vjet femra eshtre si Afrika : e eger
bukuri natyrore me shume pjese misterioze dhe te pa vizituara.

Mes 21 dhe 30 vjet femra eshte si Amerika : e zhvilluar dhe qendron
e hapur e sidomos per te pasurit.

Mes 31 dhe 35 vjet femra eshte si India : sensuele, e qete dhe
me plotebesim ne bukurine e vete.

Mes 36 dhe 40 vjet femra eshte si Franca : e shijshme , e pjekur
dhe
mbetet nje pjese qe vizitohet me kenaqesi.

Mes 41 dhe 50 vjet femra eshte si Jugoslavia : lufta eshte e humbur
demet e te kaluares kane lane gjurme te thella ,
me fjale te tjera meremetime te medhaja jane te nevojshme.

Mes 51 dhe 60 vjet femra eshte si Rusia : e shkatruar dhe
e pa kontrolluar, vizitoret e lejne anash.

Mes 61 dhe 70 vjet femra eshte si Mongolia : me te kaluar te pasur
dhe fitore shume te medhaja por pa ardhmeri.

Mbas 70 vjet femra eshte si Afganistani : c`do kush e din ku eshte,
por askush nuk e viziton.


Keshtu eshte femra ne baza gjeografike [/color][/quote]

Pershendetje Kaltrushi. Tash dhesh me pershkrujt se si duken mashkujt [b]" ne baza gjeografike".[/b]

Sa i perket tekstit larte shenuar,komplimentet e mia .Simbas [b]" baza TURISTIKE": gruaja eshte si vere - SA ME E VJETER- ME E MIRE.[/b]

Te respekton,

TURISTI.

Kaltrushi 11-02-05 08:26

Re: Krahasime
 
[quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]
Ketu mund te shkruani gjdo gje qe krahasohet apo diqka e ngjajshme sikur kjo gjeografi.[/b]

[color=blue]Gjeografia e femres

duke filluar nga mosha 18 vjeqare
Mes 18 dhe 20 vjet femra eshtre si Afrika : e eger
bukuri natyrore me shume pjese misterioze dhe te pa vizituara.

Mes 21 dhe 30 vjet femra eshte si Amerika : e zhvilluar dhe qendron
e hapur e sidomos per te pasurit.

Mes 31 dhe 35 vjet femra eshte si India : sensuele, e qete dhe
me plotebesim ne bukurine e vete.

Mes 36 dhe 40 vjet femra eshte si Franca : e shijshme , e pjekur
dhe
mbetet nje pjese qe vizitohet me kenaqesi.

Mes 41 dhe 50 vjet femra eshte si Jugoslavia : lufta eshte e humbur
demet e te kaluares kane lane gjurme te thella ,
me fjale te tjera meremetime te medhaja jane te nevojshme.

Mes 51 dhe 60 vjet femra eshte si Rusia : e shkatruar dhe
e pa kontrolluar, vizitoret e lejne anash.

Mes 61 dhe 70 vjet femra eshte si Mongolia : me te kaluar te pasur
dhe fitore shume te medhaja por pa ardhmeri.

Mbas 70 vjet femra eshte si Afganistani : c`do kush e din ku eshte,
por askush nuk e viziton.


Keshtu eshte femra ne baza gjeografike [/color][/quote]

Pershendetje Kaltrushi. Tash dhesh me pershkrujt se si duken mashkujt [b]" ne baza gjeografike".[/b]

Sa i perket tekstit larte shenuar,komplimentet e mia .Simbas [b]" baza TURISTIKE": gruaja eshte si vere - SA ME E VJETER- ME E MIRE.[/b]

Te respekton,

TURISTI.[/quote]


Turist bazohesh ne Afganistan apo diku ma ndelt.........hahahha

[color=blue]te pershendes

se edhe meshkujt me nje fjali do ti pershkruj, por vertet po me vje pakez :oops: :oops:

Nderime Kaltrushi[/color]

Kaltrushi 11-02-05 08:31

[b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b]

turisti 13-03-05 12:53

[quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:

Kaltrushi 14-03-05 13:57

[quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b]

turisti 14-03-05 13:59

[quote=Kaltrushi][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b][/quote]

Krahasimi :arrow: [b]TURISTIK. :wink: [/b]

Kercovari 14-03-05 14:01

[quote=Kaltrushi][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b][/quote]

He zemer,qe u ngatrove ti me kastraveca.hahahahhahahahahahahahah!
Mu qashtu eshte si thote turisti.hahahahahahahahhahahaah!

turisti 14-03-05 14:03

[quote=Kercovari][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b][/quote]

He zemer,qe u ngatrove ti me kastraveca.hahahahhahahahahahahahah!
Mu qashtu eshte si thote turisti.hahahahahahahahhahahaah![/quote]

Cccccc. :wink:

Kaltrushi 14-03-05 14:03

[quote=Kercovari][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b][/quote]

He zemer,qe u ngatrove ti me kastraveca.hahahahhahahahahahahahah!
Mu qashtu eshte si thote turisti.hahahahahahahahhahahaah![/quote]


[color=blue]
joooooo tybe sjam ngatrru..........qy niher per ket kohe as qe dua te ..................hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah oooooooooooooooo per at qe ka shkruajtu ende jam duke qeshur............ahhahahahhahahahah ani tasht ju ma jeni ne kohen e dembelis........a?hahahhahahahhahahhahahahha


:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/color]

turisti 14-03-05 14:05

[quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b][/quote]

He zemer,qe u ngatrove ti me kastraveca.hahahahhahahahahahahahah!
Mu qashtu eshte si thote turisti.hahahahahahahahhahahaah![/quote]


[color=blue]
joooooo tybe sjam ngatrru..........qy niher per ket kohe as qe dua te ..................hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah oooooooooooooooo per at qe ka shkruajtu ende jam duke qeshur............ahhahahahhahahahah ani tasht ju ma jeni ne kohen e dembelis........a?hahahhahahahhahahhahahahha


:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/color][/quote]

O,ne punojme simbas - objektit dhe interesimit-,[b]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaah. :wink: [/b]

Kercovari 14-03-05 14:09

[quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b][/quote]

He zemer,qe u ngatrove ti me kastraveca.hahahahhahahahahahahahah!
Mu qashtu eshte si thote turisti.hahahahahahahahhahahaah![/quote]


[color=blue]
joooooo tybe sjam ngatrru..........qy niher per ket kohe as qe dua te ..................hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah oooooooooooooooo per at qe ka shkruajtu ende jam duke qeshur............ahhahahahhahahahah ani tasht ju ma jeni ne kohen e dembelis........a?hahahhahahahhahahhahahahha


:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/color][/quote]

O,ne punojme simbas - objektit dhe interesimit-,[b]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaah. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Ne sherbim te popullit.hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaah!

Kaltrushi 14-03-05 14:38

[quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b][/quote]

He zemer,qe u ngatrove ti me kastraveca.hahahahhahahahahahahahah!
Mu qashtu eshte si thote turisti.hahahahahahahahhahahaah![/quote]


[color=blue]
joooooo tybe sjam ngatrru..........qy niher per ket kohe as qe dua te ..................hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah oooooooooooooooo per at qe ka shkruajtu ende jam duke qeshur............ahhahahahhahahahah ani tasht ju ma jeni ne kohen e dembelis........a?hahahhahahahhahahhahahahha


:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/color][/quote]

O,ne punojme simbas - objektit dhe interesimit-,[b]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaah. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Ne sherbim te popullit.hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaah![/quote]


[color=blue]valla loqki im...... qitasht tu ngatrrun ty kabllat more.......ahhahahahahhahahahha[/color]

turisti 15-03-05 00:17

[quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][b]Gjeografia e mashkullit

[color=blue]
Mes 15 dhe 70 vjet mashkulli eshte si Amerika :
i udhehequr nga nje kastravec. [/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah,por qai -kastraveci- eshte dembeli me i madhe:kur punon duhesh me shty PARA-MAS,kur nuk punon duhesh me e BAJT katshkojshe..... :oops:[/quote]


[b][color=blue]ahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahha oooooooooooooooooo turisttttttttttttttttttttt maaaaaaaaaaaaa vure more gazin........................av qfar krahasimi..............evvvvvvvvvv hahhahahahah [/color][/b][/quote]

He zemer,qe u ngatrove ti me kastraveca.hahahahhahahahahahahahah!
Mu qashtu eshte si thote turisti.hahahahahahahahhahahaah![/quote]


[color=blue]
joooooo tybe sjam ngatrru..........qy niher per ket kohe as qe dua te ..................hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah oooooooooooooooo per at qe ka shkruajtu ende jam duke qeshur............ahhahahahhahahahah ani tasht ju ma jeni ne kohen e dembelis........a?hahahhahahahhahahhahahahha


:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/color][/quote]

O,ne punojme simbas - objektit dhe interesimit-,[b]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaah. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Ne sherbim te popullit.hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaah![/quote]


[color=blue]valla loqki im...... qitasht tu ngatrrun ty kabllat more.......ahhahahahahhahahahha[/color][/quote]

Jo,por ju rriten pernjehere deshirat,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaah. :wink:

Kercovari 15-03-05 09:40

Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah!

turisti 15-03-05 10:17

[quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b]

Kercovari 15-03-05 10:41

[quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah!

Kaltrushi 15-03-05 10:53

[quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]

[color=blue]
moreeeee ku dole te PAZARI?????????????[/color]

turisti 15-03-05 10:58

[quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b]

Kercovari 15-03-05 11:00

[quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]

[color=blue]
moreeeee ku dole te PAZARI?????????????[/color][/quote]
Pse,do te me blesh ti a?.Mos te lutem se jam mezat tradhtare,u hudhem lopeve te tjera pa niqah.hahahhahahahahahahahahah!

Kercovari 15-03-05 11:02

[quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Talent ballhan dhe me brinja"Mister shpusi"hahahahahaahahahahahaaah!

Kaltrushi 15-03-05 11:03

[quote=Kercovari][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]

[color=blue]
moreeeee ku dole te PAZARI?????????????[/color][/quote]
Pse,do te me blesh ti a?.Mos te lutem se jam mezat tradhtare,u hudhem lopeve te tjera pa niqah.hahahhahahahahahahahahah![/quote]



[b][color=blue]qyyyyyyyyy :twisted: te kisha ble por ......................................jo spo tregoj tybe.............................................se tani ja nis me palllllllll..........hahahhahahahhahahahahah[/color][/b]

turisti 15-03-05 11:04

[quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Talent ballhan dhe me brinja"Mister shpusi"hahahahahaahahahahahaaah![/quote]

[b]MADE IN KĖRĒOVA[/b],hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh. :wink:

Kercovari 15-03-05 11:07

[quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Talent ballhan dhe me brinja"Mister shpusi"hahahahahaahahahahahaaah![/quote]

[b]MADE IN KĖRĒOVA[/b],hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh. :wink:[/quote]
Shuj more se Made Maqedonisht u thone! e di ti!hahahahahahahahahahah!

Kercovari 15-03-05 11:08

[quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]

[color=blue]
moreeeee ku dole te PAZARI?????????????[/color][/quote]
Pse,do te me blesh ti a?.Mos te lutem se jam mezat tradhtare,u hudhem lopeve te tjera pa niqah.hahahhahahahahahahahahah![/quote]



[b][color=blue]qyyyyyyyyy :twisted: te kisha ble por ......................................jo spo tregoj tybe.............................................se tani ja nis me palllllllll..........hahahhahahahhahahahahah[/color][/b][/quote]
Shitem po vetem me zgjedhen per ne vije.hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Kaltrushi 15-03-05 11:08

[quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Talent ballhan dhe me brinja"Mister shpusi"hahahahahaahahahahahaaah![/quote]

[b]MADE IN KĖRĒOVA[/b],hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh. :wink:[/quote]
Shuj more se Made Maqedonisht u thone! e di ti!hahahahahahahahahahah![/quote]


[b][color=blue]e qysh po thojkan per kosov.......MADE KOSOVARISH.........aaaaaaa[/color][/b]

Kercovari 15-03-05 11:09

[quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Talent ballhan dhe me brinja"Mister shpusi"hahahahahaahahahahahaaah![/quote]

[b]MADE IN KĖRĒOVA[/b],hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh. :wink:[/quote]
Shuj more se Made Maqedonisht u thone! e di ti!hahahahahahahahahahah![/quote]


[b][color=blue]e qysh po thojkan per kosov.......MADE KOSOVARISH.........aaaaaaa[/color][/b][/quote]
Jo!Made Kosovabylmet!hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahah!

turisti 15-03-05 11:10

[quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Talent ballhan dhe me brinja"Mister shpusi"hahahahahaahahahahahaaah![/quote]

[b]MADE IN KĖRĒOVA[/b],hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh. :wink:[/quote]
Shuj more se Made Maqedonisht u thone! e di ti!hahahahahahahahahahah![/quote]

Merami [b]MADE IN...[/b] e tjerat nuk jane me rendesi.... :wink:

turisti 15-03-05 11:12

[quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Talent ballhan dhe me brinja"Mister shpusi"hahahahahaahahahahahaaah![/quote]

[b]MADE IN KĖRĒOVA[/b],hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh. :wink:[/quote]
Shuj more se Made Maqedonisht u thone! e di ti!hahahahahahahahahahah![/quote]


[b][color=blue]e qysh po thojkan per kosov.......MADE KOSOVARISH.........aaaaaaa[/color][/b][/quote]

[b]MADE NĖ KOSOVĖ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. [/b]

Kercovari 15-03-05 11:14

[quote=turisti][quote=Kaltrushi][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari][quote=turisti][quote=Kercovari]Ah deshira te shkreta s`kan funde!
E kan vet mezatin per deshiren e fundit para se ta therin,hudheni lekuren time permbi lopen.hahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaah![/quote]

[b]Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ska pas faj,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Mezat i menqur si une.hahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahaahahhahaah![/quote]
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah,[b]talenta se jo mahi,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink: [/b][/quote]
Talent ballhan dhe me brinja"Mister shpusi"hahahahahaahahahahahaaah![/quote]

[b]MADE IN KĖRĒOVA[/b],hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh. :wink:[/quote]
Shuj more se Made Maqedonisht u thone! e di ti!hahahahahahahahahahah![/quote]


[b][color=blue]e qysh po thojkan per kosov.......MADE KOSOVARISH.........aaaaaaa[/color][/b][/quote]

[b]MADE NĖ KOSOVĖ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. [/b][/quote]
Made jashte,te tjerat brenda.hahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahaahahah!

Murgesha 15-03-05 12:05

[b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b]

Kercovari 15-03-05 12:07

[quote=Murgesha][b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b][/quote]
hahhahahahahahahhahahaaahahahahhahahahahahaahah!
Vetem qethaj ka liruar edhe per burrat.hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

turisti 15-03-05 12:30

[quote=Murgesha][b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha,mire,mire,por nuk eshte dhe ajo lumturi me pshurr ne kembe,sepse lodhemi,me mire ulur....,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Diana007 15-03-05 12:55

[quote=Murgesha][b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b][/quote]



[color=violet][b]avavavvavvaavvav u shkina tuj kesh hehehhehhehhehehehheehehhhehehehhehhhehhhheeeh[/b][/color]

Murgesha 15-03-05 13:09

[quote=Kercovari][quote=Murgesha][b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b][/quote]

hahhahahahahahahhahahaaahahahahhahahahahahaahah!
Vetem qethaj ka liruar edhe per burrat.hahahahahahahahahahahahah![/quote]

[color=blue][b]Prej kurit more ashtu, unė e di se shumė liėr me u qeth burrat, e te gratė tri qime me ja hjek prej kokės frizerka dreq e gjysė qmimi. :wink: [/b][/color]

Murgesha 15-03-05 13:11

[quote=turisti][quote=Murgesha][b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha,mire,mire,por nuk eshte dhe ajo lumturi me pshurr ne kembe,sepse lodhemi,me mire ulur....,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/quote]


[color=blue][b]Ani de se ju edhe ashtu mund ta bėni edhe ulur por kur i shikon gratė pėr ta bėrė nė kėmbė duhen tė ngratat me u zdesh krejt nė shokė e teposhtė. :lol: :lol: :wink: [/b][/color]

turisti 15-03-05 13:37

[quote=Murgesha][quote=turisti][quote=Murgesha][b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha,mire,mire,por nuk eshte dhe ajo lumturi me pshurr ne kembe,sepse lodhemi,me mire ulur....,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/quote]


[color=blue][b]Ani de se ju edhe ashtu mund ta bėni edhe ulur por kur i shikon gratė pėr ta bėrė nė kėmbė duhen tė ngratat me u zdesh krejt nė shokė e teposhtė. :lol: :lol: :wink: [/b][/color][/quote]

Po valla,e mozolla me i pas -kulet- e mi ju gaterrue [b]-uqkuri-[/b],mos vet,hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahhhhaahahahahahah. :wink:

Murgesha 15-03-05 13:46

[quote=turisti][quote=Murgesha][quote=turisti][quote=Murgesha][b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha,mire,mire,por nuk eshte dhe ajo lumturi me pshurr ne kembe,sepse lodhemi,me mire ulur....,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/quote]


[color=blue][b]Ani de se ju edhe ashtu mund ta bėni edhe ulur por kur i shikon gratė pėr ta bėrė nė kėmbė duhen tė ngratat me u zdesh krejt nė shokė e teposhtė. :lol: :lol: :wink: [/b][/color][/quote]

Po valla,e mozolla me i pas -kulet- e mi ju gaterrue [b]-uqkuri-[/b],mos vet,hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahhhhaahahahahahah. :wink:[/quote]


[color=blue][b]More tani fole tamam si grua.
Po dyshoj mos nė pėrjetimet tua famoze naj ditė i keni ngatėrru edhe pantollonet me kule...... :wink: [/b][/color]

turisti 15-03-05 13:53

[quote=Murgesha][quote=turisti][quote=Murgesha][quote=turisti][quote=Murgesha][b][color=blue]Tybe qare se kam pa e ba edhe unė njė krahasim.[/color]

[color=darkblue]Burrave ju bien flokėt
Gratė se kanė kėtė privilegj.[/color]

[color=red]Pėr burra qethja kushton lirė
Pėr gratė qethja e shtrejtė shumė.[/color]

[color=blue]Burrat kurrė nuk ulen kur pshurren,
Gratė smunden ta bėjnė kėtė nė kėmbė.[/color][/b][/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha,mire,mire,por nuk eshte dhe ajo lumturi me pshurr ne kembe,sepse lodhemi,me mire ulur....,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/quote]


[color=blue][b]Ani de se ju edhe ashtu mund ta bėni edhe ulur por kur i shikon gratė pėr ta bėrė nė kėmbė duhen tė ngratat me u zdesh krejt nė shokė e teposhtė. :lol: :lol: :wink: [/b][/color][/quote]

Po valla,e mozolla me i pas -kulet- e mi ju gaterrue [b]-uqkuri-[/b],mos vet,hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahhhhaahahahahahah. :wink:[/quote]


[color=blue][b]More tani fole tamam si grua.
Po dyshoj mos nė pėrjetimet tua famoze naj ditė i keni ngatėrru edhe pantollonet me kule...... :wink: [/b][/color][/quote]

Jo,por i kam provue neper shpi,e " gruja" koxha gjelozojke se me rrishin me mire,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahah,a edhe po mujka njeri me shtie gjysen e hargjit,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha. :wink:

Murgesha 15-03-05 15:58

[color=blue][b]Edhe disa krahasime pėr femrėn.

1-Femra ska nevoje te telefonojė as per 30 sekonda sepse ka budallenj qe shpenzojne per tė telefonuar femrėn,.

2- Femra din shume gjera mbi anatomine e trupit, kurse meshkujt nuk dine te dallojne as kur nje femer shtiret ne krevat apo te kuptojne menstruacionet.

3-Femrės i duhet nje makine me rroba per pushime tek e fundit jane meshkujt ata qe i mbajne.

4-Mund te ketė gjithe meshkujt qe ka qejf, pa qenė e rrezikuar tė refuzohet.

5-Nese nuk kanė gjokse tė mdha mund te perdorin mbushje tė ndryshme nė BH dhe prapė duken elegante.

6-Kur ulen me kembet hapur kanė sukses...kur ulen meshkujt sia hedh njeri syte.

7-Kur ti propozojne mundet tė thot dhe jo, po propozoi vetė nuk del kurre thate.

8-Femijet mund ti bej edhe me komshiun, dhe nuk u ndryshohet mbiemri.

Ps. E huazuar dhe pak e pėrpunuar nga unė.[/b][/color]


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