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turisti 16-10-09 23:16

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[quote=vjeshta]Hhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ,po ma kthen borxhin a ,jau prishe bukurin e vetmise ketyre treve ....:biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Jo,nashta ashtu e gjejne qetesine :biggrin:[B] kopshtore[/B] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

vjeshta 16-10-09 23:28

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Jo,nashta ashtu e gjejne qetesine :biggrin:[B] kopshtore[/B] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

Nashta e gjojne nashta se gjojne ,nashta e lypin nashta se lypin ,nashta e kan nashta se kan ............kjo fjale te qon gjithekah vetem jo aty ...nashta deshte me than diqka tjeter ...hahahaaaaaaaaaa

emine 16-10-09 23:37

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a skoka lovly ksajde a,,,ani shnoshe ishalla a turisti se hina mi ba dav se kan gufu turrshijat diqka ishin kan barnat e forta ,sum mkallxoi em vakth me ju qite veq ka ni maje luge,,,

emine 16-10-09 23:39

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[quote=Tomori]Ani idila ateheres futemi ne Ashensore, shtyp susten cilin kate ke merak..
[IMG]http://www.90percentofeverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lift.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

mos ja futni sustes se tret se qaty a reparti i budallaqev e sban me shqetsu turistin,,,,

Tomori 17-10-09 00:02

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[quote=emine]mos ja futni sustes se tret se qaty a reparti i budallaqev e sban me shqetsu turistin,,,,[/quote]


Shuj emine se kupton Idila se ke provu ashensorin para saj me Tomorin..e ndoshta xhelozija po e mbyten krejte pse ska cen e para teje caty.....hahaahahahaa

emine 17-10-09 00:04

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[quote=Tomori]Shuj emine se kupton Idila se ke provu ashensorin para saj me Tomorin..e ndoshta xhelozija po e mbyten krejte pse ska cen e para teje caty.....hahaahahahaa[/quote]

a edhe qtu dola e para a ,mos breh se si du vorgjinitetat hahahhahhahahhahahhahhhha

more sja nine ksajna bile ka ku me vet ,per cdo levizje te ashensorit i mer rinformacionet:tongue:

lovely 17-10-09 02:07

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Edhe Deqani edhe Hasani se bashku me :biggrin: [B]Fidanin [/B]:biggrin: do te vijne......,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]


kur ej? :biggrin: s kallxojshe ma heret me maru ingjja nej bakllave? :biggrin:

turisti 17-10-09 09:26

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[quote=vjeshta]Nashta e gjojne nashta se gjojne ,nashta e lypin nashta se lypin ,nashta e kan nashta se kan ............kjo fjale te qon gjithekah vetem jo aty ...nashta deshte me than diqka tjeter ...hahahaaaaaaaaaa[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Ee,tash nuk di se ku jam nis.........:biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 17-10-09 09:28

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[quote=emine]a skoka lovly ksajde a,,,ani shnoshe ishalla a turisti se hina mi ba dav se kan gufu turrshijat diqka ishin kan barnat e forta ,sum mkallxoi em vakth me ju qite veq ka ni maje luge,,,[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Hmmmmmmmm,me mire me bisht te luges :biggrin: ,me te embela jane,hahahahahahahahahahahaah.[/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=2]Ksajde kur po jemi,ti po ik :biggrin: ...............[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 17-10-09 09:29

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[quote=emine]mos ja futni sustes se tret se qaty a reparti i budallaqev e sban me shqetsu turistin,,,,[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Ban me me shqetesu,ban,po me :biggrin:[B] maje t'luges[/B] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 17-10-09 09:33

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[quote=emine]a edhe qtu dola e para a ,mos breh se si du vorgjinitetat hahahhahhahahhahahhahhhha

more sja nine ksajna bile ka ku me vet ,per cdo levizje te ashensorit i mer rinformacionet:tongue:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Mos u ngut,normal qe nuk eshte nine se eshta ka ja :biggrin: [B][COLOR=blue] nderron batarijat ashensorit [/COLOR][/B]:biggrin: ,i[COLOR=red] doket se ashtu ka me shkue me shpejte,[/COLOR]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 17-10-09 09:35

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[quote=lovely]kur ej? :biggrin: s kallxojshe ma heret[I] [B]me maru ingjja nej bakllave[/B]? :biggrin:[/quote][/I]

[I][SIZE=2]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,kur ta shof gishtin, krejt me duket se :biggrin: [B]asgje ska prej bakllaves e leje me prej bozes[/B] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.[/SIZE][/I]

emine 17-10-09 19:48

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[quote=turisti][/i]

[I][SIZE=2]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,kur ta shof gishtin, krejt me duket se :biggrin: [B]asgje ska prej bakllaves e leje me prej bozes[/B] :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

qka ki mara ti qeshtutne

[IMG]http://t7.tagstat.com/image04/f/13c9/800L0533Nf9.jpg[/IMG]

turisti 17-10-09 22:05

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[quote=emine]qka ki mara ti qeshtutne

[IMG]http://t7.tagstat.com/image04/f/13c9/800L0533Nf9.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

[I][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]Asgje ej .............[/COLOR]:biggrin:[/SIZE][/I]

Kercovari 18-10-09 09:52

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[quote=Rozafa]Dmth gishtiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,nuk eshte i obliguar heheeeeeeeee.....

Shyqyr befsh e u gezofshhhh :wink:

Qenkan gdhire heret budallaqet sot... :wink:[/quote]

Perderisa gishti eshte ne siperfaqe te dores ka punen e vete bile ben pune te mira,po kur e ndan nga dora mbetet jetim dhe kerkon dikur strehim,per ate nuk e shoh te obliguar per pune te shuarje te etjeve...ahahahahah!
E ti befsh nam shyqyr qe na viziton kendej...:wink:

Kercovari 18-10-09 09:53

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E ē`a u me turshit oj emine?:biggrin:

selvija 18-10-09 10:56

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[quote=Kercovari]Perderisa gishti eshte ne siperfaqe te dores ka punen e vete bile ben pune te mira,po kur e ndan nga dora mbetet jetim dhe kerkon dikur strehim,per ate nuk e shoh te obliguar per pune te shuarje te etjeve...ahahahahah!
E ti befsh nam shyqyr qe na viziton kendej...:wink:[/quote]Pos krurjes hundes a thua a mund perdoret edhe kund?

ha me preu mendja kercovar ahahahaha
[IMG]http://i3.tagstat.com/tags/01B/01BhdvLzI.gif[/IMG]

Kercovari 18-10-09 14:07

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Kush si e perdore selvi...aktivitetet i ka te shumta...hahahahaah!

emine 18-10-09 17:42

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[quote=Kercovari]E ē`a u me turshit oj emine?:biggrin:[/quote]

krejt muni na shkoi perfuni,sdi hiq mi kan shit turisti e lovly barnaq me viagra,per sivjet ska turrshi as hajvar,veq po rrim te budallaqet noshta bahmi naj dite te meqem kishe,qka bane ti a kepe naj tenten se po pres me shit qate mall se ke punu:tongue:

emine 18-10-09 17:44

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]Asgje ej .............[/COLOR]:biggrin:[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

a spo mi shit qata filispica qe i ke ngjyros me ngjyra fantastike,deshta em ba biznes,se sivjet duhet mi ble turrshit ,me lat godare tu majte ymyte ne ty e lovlyn:tongue:

Kercovari 18-10-09 17:57

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[quote=emine]krejt muni na shkoi perfuni,sdi hiq mi kan shit turisti e lovly barnaq me viagra,per sivjet ska turrshi as hajvar,veq po rrim te budallaqet noshta bahmi naj dite te meqem kishe,qka bane ti a kepe naj tenten se po pres me shit qate mall se ke punu:tongue:[/quote]

me para malli del ne sfilat mode emine e pastaj shohim provat si te rine ne shtate..dikur iu shesim me interes te perbashket,ndryshe budallaqet sosin si viagra dhe turshite...ahahahahah!

turisti 18-10-09 19:38

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[quote=emine]a spo mi shit qata filispica qe i ke ngjyros me ngjyra fantastike,deshta em ba biznes,se sivjet duhet mi ble turrshit ,me lat godare tu majte ymyte ne ty e lovlyn:tongue:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2][B]Ymyti eshte gratis shoqe[/B] :biggrin: ........,hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

Kercovari 18-10-09 20:49

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2][B]Ymyti eshte gratis shoqe[/B] :biggrin: ........,hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

Shoki,gjithcka qe kan grate gratis nepergjithsi jetojn 5 vjet me shume se burrat,qeto 5vjet e i kan gratis po vite te lodhjes sepse i kan se humbin shume kohe ne parkim te automobilit...hahahaahhaah!

Rozafa 19-10-09 18:01

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.....ju ka hup udha n'oborr aaaaaa ????????

Idila 19-10-09 18:04

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[quote=Rozafa].....ju ka hup udha n'oborr aaaaaa ????????[/quote]
Nė oborrin e ēmendurisė :D apo nė shėllirėn e turshisė!:tongue:

Rozafa 19-10-09 18:10

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[quote=Idila]Nė oborrin e ēmendurisė :D apo nė shėllirėn e turshisė!:tongue:[/quote]

Hahaaaa embelsire,kenaqesia e cmenduriseeee,se zavendeson ate te turshisee hahaaaaaa

Kercovari 19-10-09 20:28

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je se lengu i turshise eshte ilac i te gjithe budallaqeve edhe atyre te dal nga sanatoriume speciale per budalla...:biggrin:

turisti 20-10-09 18:48

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[quote=Kercovari]je se lengu i turshise eshte ilac i te gjithe budallaqeve edhe atyre te dal nga sanatoriume speciale per budalla...:biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,kjo turshi na knaqi e hajt.......:biggrin: ,e shka sjhkon me [B]-biber te kuq[/B]- :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

Kercovari 20-10-09 19:11

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,kjo turshi na knaqi e hajt.......:biggrin: ,e shka sjhkon me [B]-biber te kuq[/B]- :biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I][/quote]

tekila meksikana...po edhe ndonje meksikane ala latino amore nuk do te bente keq...hahaahah!

turisti 20-10-09 21:52

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[quote=Kercovari]tekila meksikana...po edhe ndonje meksikane ala latino amore nuk do te bente keq...hahaahah![/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,mu duk se tingellove si i :biggrin:[B] uritur[/B] :biggrin: per ushqim [B]Mexicana[/B] ,hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

vjeshta 20-10-09 21:58

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A keni me fal ju ksajde ndohjsend ? :biggrin:

turisti 20-10-09 22:02

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[quote=vjeshta]A keni me fal ju ksajde ndohjsend ? :biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Momentalisht vetem sepcijalitete nga :biggrin: [B]Mexica :biggrin:[/B] ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:[/SIZE][/I]

[IMG]http://www.brutsellog.eu/beeld/2005/09_SEPT/mexicaanse_schotel.jpg[/IMG]

vjeshta 20-10-09 22:05

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[quote=turisti][I][SIZE=2]Momentalisht vetem sepcijalitete nga :biggrin: [B]Mexica :biggrin:[/B] ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:[/SIZE][/I]

[IMG]http://www.brutsellog.eu/beeld/2005/09_SEPT/mexicaanse_schotel.jpg[/IMG][/quote]


Hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa ,po kush te tha diqka qe hahet ...:biggrin:

emine 20-10-09 22:09

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pse mara qeshtu mi kishin vjedh vote e ba penxhere,shka me shit une neser te bishti ures,
[FONT=Arial][IMG]http://bl138w.blu138.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.174.215/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d76111739-679d-4431-b4f2-954939dbc51d.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3daW1hZ2UwMDguanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a003901ca5167%252410736600%2524ee00dfdf%254080.91.126.2&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.27.8&d=d1907&mf=0&a=01_7131c11b555050009cbc4c0313e2de4e520688fe6a32dc59dda727b41d0331d8[/IMG][/FONT]

turisti 20-10-09 22:18

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[quote=vjeshta]Hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa ,po kush te tha diqka qe hahet ...:biggrin:[/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Po kjo eshte ne kete moment aktuale..........:biggrin: ,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 20-10-09 22:21

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[quote=emine]pse mara qeshtu mi kishin vjedh vote e ba penxhere,shka me shit une neser te bishti ures,
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[I][B]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................[/B][/I]

emine 20-10-09 23:06

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[quote=turisti][I][B]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................[/B][/I][/quote]


[SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkred][B][COLOR=darkslategray]Njė grua vrapon te fqiu mė i afėrt, dhe e shqetėsuar i thotė: Nuk di se ē’tė bėjė, mė vdiq edhe burri i tretė. Fqiu e pyet:
- Po si tė vdiq burri i parė dhe i dyti?
- U helmuan nga kėrpudha.
- Po i treti.
- I treti vdiq nga sėpata, sepse nuk deshi t’i[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkslategray]hajė kėrpudhat.[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

Oqeani 20-10-09 23:12

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[quote=emine][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkred][B][COLOR=darkslategray]Njė grua vrapon te fqiu mė i afėrt, dhe e shqetėsuar i thotė: Nuk di se ē’tė bėjė, mė vdiq edhe burri i tretė. Fqiu e pyet:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=darkslategray]
[B]- Po si tė vdiq burri i parė dhe i dyti?[/B]
[B]- U helmuan nga kėrpudha.[/B]
[B]- Po i treti.[/B]
[B]- I treti vdiq nga sėpata, sepse nuk deshi t’i[/B][/COLOR][B] [COLOR=darkslategray]hajė kėrpudhat.[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/quote]

I katerti paska me i vdeke nga papuēja [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon8.gif[/IMG]

turisti 20-10-09 23:14

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[quote=Oqeani]I katerti paska me i vdeke [COLOR=blue]nga papuēja[/COLOR] [IMG]http://www.dardania.de/vb/upload/images/icons/icon8.gif[/IMG][/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]Jo por nga :biggrin: [B]turshia [/B]:biggrin: ,hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]

turisti 20-10-09 23:16

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[quote=emine][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkred][B][COLOR=darkslategray]Njė grua vrapon te fqiu mė i afėrt, dhe e shqetėsuar i thotė: Nuk di se ē’tė bėjė, mė vdiq edhe burri i tretė. Fqiu e pyet:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=darkslategray]
[B]- Po si tė vdiq burri i parė dhe i dyti?[/B]
[B]- U helmuan nga kėrpudha.[/B]
[B]- Po i treti.[/B]
[B]- I treti vdiq nga sėpata, sepse nuk deshi t’i[/B][/COLOR][B] [COLOR=darkslategray]hajė kėrpudhat.[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/quote]

[I][SIZE=2]:biggrin: [B]U hargjuan[/B] :biggrin: kepurdhat,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.[/SIZE][/I]


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