Only in America...
 

Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America...
do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot coffee in their own lap.

Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...
do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke.

Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

shoki
 

ktu flitet ship shulship jo amerikanqe e anglisht yn ater ne gjut e uj dfheflasish anglisht okej tungi

dosti, a e din ti se si quhet kjo kategori e temave? quhet "Bisedoni ne gjuhet e huaja" more magar

Re: Only in America...
 

[quote="K-man"]Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America...
do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot coffee in their own lap.

Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...
do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke.

Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".[/quote]

Hey, this is really cool. :wink:

some of them are true, some are BS

i dont know why you open this theme and you dont talk in the language that you propose to talk! this is ridiculous people! think about the other people that would like to practice the inglish language whith you! oh my GOD i 'm really angry and nervous whith you all!

please who wants to practice the engish whith me? this would bve a real pleasure for me... have a nice day!

laura

No problem Laura we can practice english together if you want i can help you as much as i can..

Bye bye

thank you ! i really would like to keep up whith my enlish and i'm glad to hear that you want to help me! but please be serious!of course we can joke together but not all the time because i'm starting to loose my inglish and i'm upset because of that!

so how do you find my english? where are you from and what do you do?

take care.

laura

hi Laura

You speak good english i am very pleased with you.Improvemntes is always good so just ask whenever you need help i will always try and help you..

see u later

Cool_Boy

[quote=K-man]dosti, a e din ti se si quhet kjo kategori e temave? quhet "Bisedoni ne gjuhet e huaja" more magar[/quote]
hahahhahaha