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K-man · 04-03-04, 16:44

Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America...
do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot coffee in their own lap.

Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...
do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke.

Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

04-03-04, 16:44	#1
K-man Anëtarësuar: 29-09-03 Vendndodhja: Chicago, SH.B.A. Postime: 357	Only in America... Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America... do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot coffee in their own lap. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures". __________________ Çdo fillim i keq, e ka mbarimin e keq.