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Gabim Re: You know you are an Albanian when:

Citim:
Postimi origjinal ėshtė bėrė nga just 4 fun
You know you are an Albanian when:

1. You have an Albanian eagletatto on your arm with your last name written in old English
2. There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway
3. Raki is like holy water in your house; you use to cure all illnesses
4. The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds
5. You end up in jail on your brother's wedding day for shooting your 9mm in the middle of the street, during the wedding ceremony
6. You claim every famous white rapper is partly Albanian
7. There has been a time when you were in Albanian chat for 7 straight hours
8. At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW
9. Whenever you are with Albanians and you do not know their name you just call them, ''hej oj shqipe''
10. All of your dad’s co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians
11. You are ready to be a ''nuse'' when you are 16 years old
12. You start smoking at the age of 13
13. You invite 1000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
14. Your grandfather wears the white hate ''plis''
15. You own a leather jacket
16. Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
17. You drive the most expensive car at your school
18. Your neighbors understand words like ''ja qifsh nanen'' or ''i raft pika''
19. All the HOT Albanians are somehow related to you
20. You go to Albanians parties to function to just show off
21. When you were in grade 10 you spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school
22. Your favorite Hockey player is Tie Domi because he is an Albanian
23. You meet your future husband/wife on AOL, MSN etc.
24. You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Afrim Muqiqi and Dani greatest hits
25. You have more alcohol in your house than the local bar
26. You have been hit with a ''papuqe'' or ''luge te drunit''
27. You have dated an Italian girl for 3 years then married an Albanian girl without breaking up with the Italian girl
28. Your mom has to argue with people to let them know that you are to young ''me lakmu''
29. Your mom tells people that you don't like guy’s cuz you are a good girl
30. The only exercise you will get is cleaning your house.
31. Your parents start preparing you for your wedding at 15 and you are not even engaged yet
32. If your parents have 7 daughters they are still trying for a son
33. Your only vocation you had was to homeland
34. You find MSN exciting
.... And finally you know you are an Albanian if you actually GET these...

hahahahahaha that is sooooo true,,,,
hahahahaha these are all facts..... and if you havent had ore done these things u aint albanian...
specially if you havent been hit with papuqe at least once in your life time....
but you forgot one just 4 funn,,,,
35...you are albanian when you carry around enought money to buy a car,, and you dont know where the banks is... so you keep millions of $$$$ burriend in your backyard.....
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