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Postimi origjinal ėshtė bėrė nga Urata
Citim:
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Postimi origjinal ėshtė bėrė nga Urata
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone
in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
16. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
17. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 ..or #10...on this list.
19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't#9 or #10
on this list.
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Lexoni kete... |
Oj Urata,e cka eshte tan ky maskarallak moj bije keshtu.
Jaaaaaaaaa tybe treqin tybe koka shume zahmet me rrnue ne Canada qysh po kallxon ti me keto qkrimet e tua,po qysh moj po ja futkan paswordin e forumit ne microwave,besa as spo lujkan me letra te verteta hiq,masanej po u dashka me pas nje list prej 15 numrave te telefonit per me mujt me i thirre tre anetare te familis,tovonashi mi ckru e-mail njerit qe punon afer teje ne tavolinen tjeter,masanej cfare aresyetimi eshte ai qe mos me mbajte kontakt me shoqni pse skan e-mail adresa,ane tybe jo bre po qysh ban ashtu po shkon te shpija e po menon se je hala ne pune kur po e ngrehe telefonin,ani me thirre prej shpije e me sjelle maspari numrin 9,tybe qekjo spaska as nje dere ha,e qysh po u nrrojkan moj ato far kompanite ashtu per kater vjete 3 kompani te nryshme a,po Hashimi jone tybe qe 6 vjet e hala as ai e as Jakupi nuk ndrruan e atje koka alamet jetese bijo,veq ishalla ti ruen zoti mendet ne krye se tybe e paskeni zor .
Hajt me te mira e ishalla me kollajllak de edhe juve jau bjen zoti se per sonte boll e do ta vazhdoj nje dite tjeter.
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